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Terrorists: a spotters guide

Following the complaints of passengers, two men were removed from a Monarch airlines flight from Malaga to Manchester on the grounds they were “acting suspiciously.”
To avoid any confusion in the future guidance has been developed to help passengers on public transport spot terrorists.
How to identify a potential terrorist:
1. Brown skin
2. Beard
3. Strange clothing
4. Speaks foreign […]