Geeklawyer has a new co-blogger who will be introduced shortly. He is incredibly excited to have her as she is enormously talented and a high profile figure in her field. And hot as well.
The slight delay is caused by ongoing contract negotiations which seem to be stalled on Clause 87:
“87 Co-Blogger
87.3 shall at all times adopt a deferential demeanour towards Geeklawyer whether on the Blog or at any other time,
87.4 will refrain from posting crap Geeklawyer doesn’t like including but not limited to Rowing Rugby Wimmin’s issues or other crap that he shall in his absolute discretion decide,
87.5 shall not nag Geeklawyer on his drinking, language, working practices or such other matters as shall be attached hereunder at schedule 43 ‘Nagging’
…
”
Her counter offer is;
“87 [Bollocks] Co-Blogger shall do as she pleases, as did previous Co-Bloggers”
Personally Geeklawyer can live with her version but it’s important as a matter of principle to start our blogging relationship from a position of his tyrannical dominance.
Just to remind you all about the Blogging Conference to be held on 18th May 11am — 4pm at CPA Global, lunch included. Geeklawyer in typically disorganised fashion has not made a list of everyone who previously expressed an interest. After suitable and sustained nagging he will now prepare a list and contact those of you who previously expressed an interest to check you are still coming. Full conference details here.
If you want to come and have yet to express an interest, please mail Geeklawyer ASAP. There will be a star studded line up of speakers, despite Ruthie’s best efforts not a line up of studs although Dan Hull is settling some major litigation to ensure he is able to attend.
American readers. You have felt a nagging sense of fear recently haven’t you? An ill sense of foreboding and worry. An unconscious message from the Id talking directly to your atavistic, primitive, brain stem. And yet the lawn looks fine, no strangers are seen lurking in the area but there is that sense of ‘not right’.
Geeklawyer is coming to your shores. Given his blasphemous irreverence to your president it seems inconceivable that the Reich’s ministry of Homeland Security can have granted him a visa. But yet Geeklawyer has powerfully connected friends in Washington, no not Dan Hull personal friend of the Clintons, but an old old money aristocratic New England family who have the desire to inspect Geeklawyer’s teeth for reasons that may one day appear on this blog.
He will be flying to Maine from Germany at the end of April and returning to Germany in very early May. He would love to meet any US readers in the neighbourhood. A car is to be provided for Geeklawyer so reasonable distance driving is possible.
A non-disclosure document protecting Geeklawyer’s identity will be made available to those wishing to meet up for a beer and didact. He can promise only outrage; but you must promise not to bring any weapon that goes “bang”: offended haste is a mistress not to be denied.
Published on
1 April 2007 in
geeklawyer.
Tags: april fools, Barrister, geeklawyer, Harley, honeymoon, marriage, nagging, sex, supermodels, vacuous, wedding dress, weddings.
LONDON — FOR IMMEDIATE PUBLICATION
Infamous law bloggers Geeklawyer and Ruthie are pleased to announce their plans to get married.
Geeklawyer, expressing his delight, said:
“Whilst in my cups I realised that the bickering and public mockery of each other was symptomatic of deep and profound feelings. And I have become used to the bad sex and nagging; to a woman who is past her prime to the point of becoming positively stale; and frankly while she isn’t that bright she is at least marginally less vacuous than the supermodels I have been seeing.”
Ruthie was quoted as saying:
“To say that I am incredibly pleased would be an understatement. I’ve landed the big one; hit the motherlode. My intention in becoming a lawyer was always to land a barrister who was rich, a mensa member and a sexual athlete, but who was also modest and kind. Geeklawyer has done me an immense honour: I know I’m not good enough for him but I shall be trying.”
They will be married in St Paul’s Cathedral on October the 4th. Ruthie has commissioned a wedding dress from Dior and also a set of white leathers for the white Harley Davidson she will be driven away on. The honeymoon will be on Geeklawyer’s villa on the island of Mustique and then the Basildon Travelodge.
Update: at least one reader has sent an instant message of congratulations. Geeklawyer did tell him to read it more carefully but he/she shall not be named. Humiliation is for Geeklawyer’s punters, not his readers and friends 
Ruthie asserts that someone is whinging that Geeklawyer is using profanity. My heavens.
Continue reading ‘Good heavens! Geeklawyer is profane.’
It’s Friday. Geeklawyer is particularly pleased since he will be going to the pub. He has, you see, been teetotal for the whole of January. This act of monumental self control was done not so much for reasons of health or morality, and certainly not due to Ruthie’s endless & tiresome nagging, but as an arbitrary exercise in self-discipline — to see if such an unpleasant thing could be done easily.
It could.
It is over. The time for Mead is imminent and the World seems somehow … shinier, yes, shinier.
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