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Privacy? Fine, just not for publicity whores please

The world and his dog have ripped into Paul Dacre of the Daily Tory for his whining about Mr Justice Eady’s decision to allow Max Mosely a bit of privacy. Dacre’s thesis comes down to this: Mosely was a pervert who liked to engage in Nazi themed orgies; exposing such behaviour was a just act because it exposed his moral repugnance, his unsuitability for the governance of motor sport, and, well, stuff. The fact it made a highly profitable headline for the Mail was, of course, by-the-by in its pursuit of the public good.

So Dacre & the Mail are dissembling cunts. Were they incorrect? Most of the legal blogosphere is of the view that they were. Carl Gardner did a pre-eminent job in kicking them in the nuts: characteristically forensic and on the mark in so far as it went. Astonishingly the Government weighed in with the remarkable statement:

“10 November 2008
Statement from the Judicial Communications Office — Speech by Mr Paul Dacre

“Judges determine privacy cases in accordance with the law and the particular evidence presented by both parties. Any High Court judgment can be appealed to the Court of Appeal”.

This comment was issued in response to a speech by Mr Paul Dacre, Editor of the Daily Mail, to the Society of Editors.”

Brief to the point of being almost invisible this was the governmental ‘raised eye brow’ and its brevity should not be taken as undermining its, remarkable, public disapproval of Dacre’s remarks. Other lawyers have weighed in to defend Eady. The essence of their defense was that:

  • Eady was reflecting the Human Rights Act
  • He was complying with ECHR jurisprudence
  • He was merely one of a series of judges interpretive the new privacy reality
  • The judgment didn’t give excessive protection to the amoral
  • the courts protected newspapers in a matching commitment to freedom of the press that Dacre didn’t complain about.

All true. And Geeklawyer despises the Daily Mail even more than Karl Marx. But even if Dacre is fundamentally misconceived in his objections to case law and statute, and he is, he points, albeit indirectly, at the larger and more valid issues about valid privacy policy objections to current law.

Traditionally privacy policy in the UK has been that you don’t, as a default position, have it. Sure, contractual reasons might create it or confidentiality rules might, under very limited circumstances, allow it but otherwise you are fair game. It’s the Anglo-Saxon/Common Law approach and it fits in with a minimalist libertarian approach to regulatory conduct. Dacre’s comments can be framed within that conception. Does Mosely have a right to privacy on such a matter? Or more precisely since the court has said yes, should he have such a right? Geeklawyer, regrettably, says, no.

A simple look at the law reports demonstrates that whatever the theoretical concerns of privacy activists the newspapers ae mostly concerned with scummy celebrities. Sure, there are occasional horror stories like the Sunday Sport’s repulsive abuse of Gordon Kaye while he was vulnerable and defenseless in hospital recovering from an awful accident. But for the most part it is celebrity cunts like Sienna Miller Russell Brand and Max Moseley, all of whom are well able to wield legal and PR resources in their own defense. And they all are the first to tip off the media when they are attending an event and want publicity that helps their careers.

So sure if it were the weak defenseless and vulnerable falling prey to the press then Geeklawyer would be sympathetic. Were it possible to draft privacy laws to address the much much bigger threat of governments amassing huge databases on our private lives so as to control us then, again, Geeklawyer would support them.

The sad truth is that privacy laws mostly, in practice, protect the powerful and the rich against the media. Geeklawyer would be content to see media rights strengthened against whores like Britney Spears, JK Rowlins, Naomi Campbell, Victoria Beckham etc so long as such media protection extended merely to exposing people such as them.

Good grief lawyers — please behave!

What on earth is going on out there? Is the Bar comprised entirely of loonies? First Mr Dunn beating the crap out of a wedding guest, lawfully it seems since he was — oddly — acquitted; and now it seems that media types turned barrister are also going mad. This Mr Hyman character appears to be confusing the role of barrister with that of TV Drama shady lawyer.

Mr Hyman is an ex-media star with an interest in colourful lawyering, driven by his TV background in drama: this confusion seems to be a result of him failing to absorb the true values of the Bar as MysteryQC has elucidated.

Geeklawyer’s concern is not for Mr Hyman’s moral failings but his practical ones. Surely if one goes to the Sleazyjet Internet Cafe in Tottenham Court Road (And Geeklawyer imagines that this is the cafe concerned) he must have known he would be photographed? There are any one of hundreds of cafes and pubs that would not have done so.

Geeklawyer’s pity is is more, as Wednesday Addams would have it, that he was just sloppy: had Geeklawyer done it he would have gotten away with it.

Faking it

Geeklawyer is saddened to reveal yet another sorry episode in fakery by a major UK media organisation. One can’t profess surprise when Sky and the junk cable channels fake it.

I mean really, come on, did you really expect ‘Picking up Hot Girls and Shagging on the First Date’ to be real?! Nah.

And when it’s the BBC and our beloved Blue Peter one is naturally a tad upset. Poor little Patch and Shep must be turning in their graves at the bottom of John Noakes’ garden.

The world, however, ends when our favourite most trusted and beloved media organisation is caught lying to us. Yes, the Metropolitan Police. The recent Stockwell Station ‘Can You Catch a Terrorist?’ reality show fiasco has shown the lack of accountability at the head of the organisation. Star Producer Andy Hayman has been roundly criticised by media regulator Ofmet for pretending John Charles de Menezes was a real terrorist long after he discovered that he was just a resting actor.

Loyal Andy denied that Ian “Don’t tell me anything please” Blair, head of Unreality Programming at the Met, had been told anything.

You have to understand he only draws a large salary and he doesn’t have much interest in what we programmers do. He doesn’t like bad news, so we make sure we never to talk to him. He does his shit, we do ours. Everyone’s happy.

Andy refused to be criticised:

All this is standard practice. I certainly won’t be considering my position. Hindsight is all very well but you have to understand that at that time we were under heavy pressure to get highly rated TV terrorist programmes out that were exciting. Misleading the public was in their own interest really.

The Metropolitan Filming Authority, the professional regulatory body, said that the matter was incredibly serious and would receive urgent consideration:

This is a tragic situation and the public needs to know that we will make a full rigorous and impartial investigation before letting everyone off.

Music paradigm shifts (and other bollocky buzzwords)

Geeklawyer really wanted to dislike the new Prince Album since height challenged one went mad in the ’90’s, changed his name to a short Perl script and stubbornly refused to deliver a worthy successor to ‘Little Red Corvette’.

On the other hand any musician who pisses off music industry retailers record labels and other pompous arses who think musicians owe them a living gets his thumbs up.

For those of you with a life the summary is this: Prince has done that which is unheard of (?) and released his new album by CD on the cover of the Mail on Sunday before other media/stores.

Which way to swing this post?

‘Planet Earth’ is particularly fine (it has the lyric “Imagine you could rid the world of anyone you choose” — that caused Geeklawyer to drift off for an hour or two of idle sick fantasising involving entire swathes of humanity). ‘Lion of Judah’ is obscenely fine and should become the new national anthem. The other tracks are fair, none suck.

Geeklawyer may revisit Prince on the strength of this album.

See? See that, stupid record labels? free (and, specifically, Free) stuff works.

Geeklawyer was, of course, hideously embarrassed to be seen with the Mail on Sunday in his hands.

Da Vinci Code — doesn’t infringe

Thursday 7th 2pm: Dan Brown appears to have won his case an his book (as predicted by Geeklawyer) doesn’t infringe the copyright in “Holy Blood Holy Grail”. Full judgment not seen but the central claim of theft of an idea, i.e. theft of the structure, has been knocked out. Continue reading ‘Da Vinci Code — doesn’t infringe’

Digital rights campaign group formed in the UK

Well, it’s that time of year again. Another UK digital rights organisation, the Open Rights Group, has been formed to campaign against the excesses of the government and their commercial masters. Continue reading ‘Digital rights campaign group formed in the UK

Downloading & possession of ‘extreme’ Internet pr0n to be unlawful

The Labour government are proposing to criminalise violent and abusive internet pornography and are consulting about the laws drafting. The current reports are saying that this proposed law is only targeted at extreme violent porn. Continue reading ‘Downloading & possession of ‘extreme’ Internet pr0n to be unlawful’