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Gay Royal blackmail victim wont go into the witness box …

Which was not his attitude to his manservant’s ‘box’.

Geeklawyer has covered the story before. It seems that this is the first time in a century that a Royal has been blackmailed (though of course if it were successful how would one know?) Obviously it can’t be true because the victim is a married Royal with children; and anyway there can only be one Queen in the Royal Family.

It did seem a bit odd to Geeklawyer not to have the victim on the stand — one imagines that that would significantly damage the prospects of the accused being convicted. Still even if the prosecution can’t make a case perhaps the victim can? But he would need expert woodworking skills (please don’t use that as a clue to try and hunt down the identity of the royal involved ;) )

Rugby is hetero you French cocks

The pathologically liberal Geeklawyer is a Rugby nutter as many a post has testified to. But there are sometimes unexpected conflicts. Look, if your stomach is strong enough, at this French advert for the Rugby World cup:

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Wrong, it is, on so very many levels. At a pinch, as it were, one could imagine the French players up to such stuff but not the England boys. Rugby is for macho hetero types who go off and shag rough women; and that includes the ladies rugby teams too.

I suppose if it had been footballers it would have been too obvious a jibe to make for a decent campaign — I mean, Jeez, David Beckham? Who wouldn’t think so? But, really, the French are now tying equal first with the Welsh for the people upon whom Geeklawyer would test new bigger fuel-air bombs.

Hate speech is fun, but hate music is even better

Sodom and Gomorrah by Sea, or ‘Brighton’ as its inhabitants have nicknamed it, has a problem with hate music. It seems that the council is concerned that those members of the right sort of minority group need protecting from being mocked by members of the wrong kind of minority group.

Apparently my Nigga Homies are dissin’ fags. Geeklawyer will pause now to check with his younger cooler friends to see whether this is correct ‘yoof’ street speak.

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Apparently not, but it is supposedly comprehensible, if barely.

The UK Blawgosphere has been positively on fire recently with at at least two people attempting to wrestle VictorianMaiden into a straightjacket (an insane job with her 10 petticoats plus bustle) after commentators made the fundamental mistake of pointing out that one really really really could justify using the words “free speech” and “anti-zionist” in the same decade let alone the same paragraph.

With trepidation, therefore, Geeklawyer offers a lit match to a bucket of petrol on this story.

Brighton counsel council have said that since the Lord Chancellor has seen fit to desert not only existence but his moral duty to safeguard the, err, morals of the nation by no longer censoring plays and musical theatre they will step ‘once more unto the breach’. Of course the law doesn’t permit this, so what’s a self appointed moral guardian to do? Why, of course, use ancillary legislation and hope no-one knows how to say ‘it’s ultra vires, baby’. The irrelevant legislation being, of course, public entertainment/drinking establishment licensing policy.

None of this is necessary. Where hop-hip, morris dancing and Chamber Music ensembles incite the heady passions of audiences with inflammatory lyrics, they can be charged with the standard Neo-Labour criminal charges of ‘thought crime’ and not ‘being an approved person’.

Denoting it as ‘murder’ music is as transparently manipulative and phoney as renaming french fries ‘freedom’ fries.

Employment law blog

It looks as though some people, at least, are capable of getting a clue about how to do a law firm blog properly. Philip Hyland at pjhlaw, an WestEast Midlands employment law specialist, emailed Geeklawyer alerting him to the firms blog, employmentlawatwork. Very interesting.

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