Almost certainly a spoof. Spotted via CharonQC and Liadnan.
Eversheds HR people, one assumes together with their advertising agency, seem to have come up with a cunning, and one can only assume coke fueled, campaign to aggressively not recruit anyone.
If you are one of the following types of lawyer you too can have an exciting career shuffling parts of existing words around to form exciting interesting new meaningless words. Are YOU a;
Logithiser?
Logithisers are capable of shutting down their emotional mechanisms to perform feats of objectivity and accurate thought. But equally, they have great powers of empathy.
Proactilopers?
A motivated self-starter with a naturally inquisitive mind, Proactilopers don’t wait to be asked before they begin pursuing an idea. They are energetic bright sparks who see problems on the horizon and deal with them before they reach the foreground.
The Prioricator.
They’ve honed their skills to an amazing degree; to listen to them is to understand and be convinced. They’ve mastered another essential legal skill: they know how to prioritise. The Prioricator has developed a remarkable ability to recognise what’s most urgent and important and get on with it. Their clients often find that just as they reach for the phone to call their lawyer, it rings and they’re on the line.
Winnomat
He combines apparently conflicting attributes. On one hand they are driven, competitive and determined; on the other they are sensitive to others, tactful and excellent negotiators.
Professionary
He is blessed with a combination of mental agility and intellectual rigour, and is an asset to any business and indispensable to ours. They have vision yet remain resolutely professional.
Inovateer
… has good reason to appear effervescent; their ideas are fresh, imaginative and occasionally rebellious. And crucially, they’re not afraid to get on board with other people, recognising as they do, that to be a credible innovator you need to be an enthusiastic volunteer as well.
And Geeklawyer’s personal favourite — the Knowlivator:
… studious attitude, you might even mistake them for being a little reticent. But really, they’re far from it. Knowlivators are driven to acquire knowledge from any possible source – digital, paper-based or human. They know stuff you thought nobody knew. … they manage to motivate others with their passion for learning and knowledge. They don’t just have big brains; they have big personalities too.
Geeklawyer is impressed inspired and thinks Eversheds are Crapeddlers;
“The Crapeddler is known for his inspiratologically energomatic clientcentric business interface solutions. But he isn’t just a machine; he is empathotic and tenderatic, unafraid to cry in front of his team when the puzzled client moves to a new law firm.”
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