Category Archives: whisky competition

Tis somewhat juvenile, but … (Whisky Competition)

May 9, 2008 – 9:23 am

Master Cantrell has alerted Geeklawyer to National Rail’s hilarious experiment with Artificial Intelligence for train information. It/She is called Lisa.
Any Unix geek reading will be familiar with the entertaining AI in the Emacs editor (of the same name GL thinks?). Abusive questions are, of course, inevitable:
“You asked:
You look bored? Are you wearing knickers?
Lisa says:
[…]

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Caption competition 2

June 3, 2007 – 10:13 pm

Having failed to attract the faintest hint of interest in his last competition Geeklawyer thought he’d have another go. I mean, Jesus how hard is it to give away free fucking whisky?! Quite hard, apparently.

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Court pleasures two footballers with a vibrator

May 15, 2007 – 5:03 pm

IPKat reveals via the BBC that a Hamburg court has awarded £34k, about a months wages apiece, to two footballers who’s names were used in vain to promote a World Cup vibrator. Michael Ballack and Oliver Kahn apparently. Never heard of them, but then football is for chavs, unlike the manly gentleman’s game […]

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