Category Archives: waaaaay off-topic

Things you don’t want to hear a hospital doctor say …

December 14, 2006 – 8:26 pm

Geeklawyer fell over in a friends kitchen, banged his pinky & had to go to the local accident & emergency dept:
Doctor1: “ooh, that’s an impressive fracture. I’ll need to get a consultant to look at this.”
Consultant: “My, that is indeed an impressive fracture”
Geeklawyer was very distressed: but only because there was no-one he could sue […]

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Geeklawyer’s next girlfriend goes nuts.

November 11, 2006 – 3:13 pm

Geeklawyer is currently not shagging his part-time sort-of girlfriend and is taking applications for a possible replacement. One such hopeful is Denise Richards. Or should I say - was. She has been seen throwing laptops from 12 stories up at wheelchair bound octogenarians. In itself not a bad thing. Indeed Geeklawyer thought this very amusing […]

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Hip computer bags

November 6, 2006 – 12:24 am

Geeklawyer has been alerted to ‘skin bags‘. While these are the product of pretentious Parisian twats (I mean, Jesus look at the prices!! - even spendthrift Geeklawyer would think twice about them at that price) he thinks that the idea of a computer carry bag made of human skin is pretty fucking cool - well, […]

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vulgar & off topic - but funny

October 6, 2006 – 10:25 am

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International Relations

September 3, 2006 – 10:31 pm

Ruthie is busy entertaining an American guest who is staying in her home all this week. This brave and hardy traveller has never previously been out of the US. (I’m sure the world would suffer far less bloodshed if Americans got out more.) Never before has Marmite, Branston Pickle and egg custard tarts generated so […]

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Postcard 2 from Lithuania

August 16, 2006 – 11:21 am

Geeklawyer has tasted blood. And he likes it.

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Football

July 1, 2006 – 7:27 pm

Well dammit,
As expected and predicted by Geeklawyer England went out on penalty points 3-1 to Portugal in a 0 - 0 game.
While disappointing, if not exactly unexpected, it will at least allow Geeklawyer to suspend his quadrennial interest in soccer. He will now revert to the love of the only ball sport acceptable to […]

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Undeniable incontrovertible proof that the US is in terminal decline

June 9, 2006 – 10:35 am

All empires fall. Period. Some do so slowly but entertainingly over the centuries: the Romans. Some do so stupidly: us Brits by giving ours away to the Americans.

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Happiness Formula

May 17, 2006 – 9:53 pm

Ruthie was intrigued to learn that the government of Bhutan have required that on street advertising for Cola be removed as they see no reason why their citizens should not drink water. No kidding.
Jigmi Thinley the home and cultural affairs minister for Bhutan has decided that the happiness of society should be the basis for […]

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Swordfish

May 17, 2006 – 10:17 am

Ruthie is currently confined to the house as a consequence of over enthusiastic gym activity combined with a bad cold. She regards her sickness as a licence for all manner of decadence: not bathing or dressing (postie was traumatised yesterday by the sight of Ruthie in her dressing gown), eating unhealthy food and watching DVD’s […]

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