Category Archives: waaaaay off-topic

Geeklawyer has a new cat in chambers

July 26, 2007 – 8:44 pm

Geeklawyer’s last cat died quietly some time ago. She was, apparently, healthy and about 15 years old. Meaner than Geeklawyer she did her own thing: demand food by curling around one’s leg when hungry, but spat furious fire and wroth if approached affectionately at any other time. Cool. Evil. And so very much like Ruthie. […]

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Reading costs dude his home

July 26, 2007 – 6:18 pm

John Puchniak’s is a bookstore owner with an obsession about books. Turns out he collected so many that his home was deemed a fire hazard and condemned.
Geeklawyer is a bit of a book nut too. Though with his cupboard apartment he can’t have too many. So yea, take his law books if you must.
but if […]

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More frickin’ lasers!

July 26, 2007 – 5:40 pm

Geeklawyer was enormously pleased to see that the US military is spending $3mil on truck mounted lasers.
We all know war is fun. What’s better if you are some lowlife from the South LA Projects than training as a US Marine, traveling abroad and rippling rag-head civies with a Minimi? Or popping a cap in […]

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It’s OK to be bad sometimes

July 16, 2007 – 11:54 am

Ever wanted to construct a rational justification for eating non-eco ‘Dolphin Safe (TM)’ Tuna?
Geeklawyer is happy to oblige: it seems that dolphins are bunch of perverts. If you have sex in front of them in your plexi-glass mini-sub they get excited and bang their beaks on the window.
Still, it could be worse they could start […]

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Happy July 4th to all US Readers

July 4, 2007 – 6:36 pm

Today is the day when a couple of hundred years ago America spurned us and decided to go off and form their own new shiny nation.
If this sounds a bit familiar then it jolly well should. As a nation we said to ourselves, as Ruthie no doubt did; “it is such a relief to be […]

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Don’t poke Rugby players or 12 year old girls.

June 5, 2007 – 11:11 am

In Australia a couple of chavs poked fun at an ex-St George rugby club player calling him a poof and fag because he was wearing a purple cashmere jumper. He punched one of them on the nose and was bound over to keep the peace for two years. He said it was a present […]

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Old people: make ‘em work

May 28, 2007 – 4:11 pm

Compulsory viewing tonight: “The great granny chart invasion” at 9pm which seeks to highlight the plight of Britain’s old people by the formation of a rock band “The Zimmers”- average age 68 - with a lead singer of 90.

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Swans 1 Rowers 0

May 27, 2007 – 6:05 pm

Regular readers will be aware that Ruthie has recently taken up rowing following injury concerns regarding the pursuit of her favourite sport, women’s rugby, believing the rowing would be a vigorous yet genteel activity.
Rowing is, however, not popular with the local swan population. We interrupt their peaceful swims with our flapping oars (well Ruthie does) […]

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Madeleine McCann: enough already

May 25, 2007 – 4:02 pm

Geeklawyer knows he’ll get flamed for this but it has to be said: enough, please please please. “Our Maddy” stories have reached the point of terminal boredom.
Yes she is incredibly pretty and very sweet. And Geeklawyer concedes that having her on the front page of every newspaper in the Universe, every website everywhere and occupying […]

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Whooo!! Xmas & Birthday toys!

April 27, 2007 – 1:09 pm

Princess Ruthie deigned to come to see Geeklawyer yesterday - an all too rare honour bestowed on the humble serfs comprising her harem. In between rampant activities too vile and sordid to soil even the pages of this blog - the Daily Star of the legal blogging world - Ruthie was spoilt by Geeklawyer with […]

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