Category Archives: Ruthie

Geeklawyer visits the bottom end of the profession & nearly destroys a large criminal trial

May 1, 2008 – 8:55 pm

Ruthie was, as many were aware, recently pretending to be junior counsel in a multi-million pound criminal trial that Geeklawyer visited as it was drawing to its inevitable conclusion. In fact it nearly drew to a conclusion more rapidly as a result of Geeklawyer’s friendly visit.
Geeklawyer had merely intended to show up, provide Ruthie with […]

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cheap xmas presents

November 24, 2007 – 12:04 am

Geeklawyer had been wondering what to buy his numerous mistresses for xmas. His American Heiress gets his portrait ,Rebecca gets a sample of his bodily fluids, and Ruthie? Since she’s been a pain in the ass she gets a cheap present.

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Always put your knickers on in court

September 30, 2007 – 8:01 pm

Readers will recall Ruthie, Geeklawyer’s ejected co-blogger who shuffled off tearfully to run a little read blog called Ruthieslaw. Ruthie is taking part in a 6 week trial at a crown court where she will be carrying the bags of a proper lawyer, a barrister not a solicitor-inadequate, into court.
Not terribly demanding one might think […]

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Ruthie missing in action in the Evil Empire?!

September 7, 2007 – 6:21 pm

Alarming news: Ruthie was supposed to meat Dan Hull in Salt Lake (wait, what?!) Thursday evening. The Mariott was the venue for the first interaction between Yank and Brit Bloggers. Self-confessed horny Dan Hull wails that she hasn’t shown up as of this Friday morning.
Don’t worry Dan that’s a standard Ruthie trick: she takes being […]

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Another most precious & rare thing

July 18, 2007 – 12:53 am

Some readers and quiescent cobloggers have assumed that there is a degree of antipathy towards Geeklawyer by his ex-blogger Ruthie. this is superficially a most reasonable belief since, as previously reported, he crushed her professional and love life by eviscerating MinorJunior for his private entertainment. And then he dumped her for humorous effect. So much […]

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A most precious & rare thing

July 17, 2007 – 7:25 pm

Readers will recall a while back, in antediluvian times, that Geeklawyer and Ruthie ran a well received competition to re-caption a peculiar Bar Council logo. This was won by one Master Hoddy who received a bottle of whiskey.
The runner up was the wild Yorkshire morris dancer James, whose prize was a signed copy of a […]

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