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Brain dead record labels

Geeklawyer had a fascinating, and very drubnk, conversation with a Swedish roady in a pub last night (no, really, these things happen to Geeklawyer). It turns out that the dubious cliche that the music industry is destroying itself through greed stupidity and shortsightedness may not be all that dubious.

He drove for Cult of Luna, a Swedish metal band. Like most successful modern bands these guys had built up a cult following through doing great Metal (if you’re into that sort of thing) and building a relationship with their fans. Of course they dont make significant money off of records because so much is being downloaded instead of bought; rather, they make their money through merchandising at gigs: the CoL t-shirts and hats etc. Now, with music sales dwindling, the labels want a slice of the merchandise pie. The band resent this greatly since the label plays no part on creating its reputations.

But, says Geeklawyer, “They spend fuckloads developing the band, doing publicity, marketing (yada yada)? They must deserve a reward for their risk, right?

A: “No, they spend jack shit. They pay for the cost of producing the album and that’s all. The Band pays for the marketing the publicity the promo videos, everything; the label recommends people for this stuff, but the band pays for it.”

The only reason bands go with labels is because of flattery and because no sane bank would lend a bunch of kids the huge money needed to make an album.

The killer though is that this label, astonishingly, forbade the band selling their CDs at their own gigs; they could sell t-shirts mugs caps and other paraphernalia but not the actual, erm, music. This was a source of huge dismay and caused much displeasure to fans who simply couldn’t understand why they couldn’t get the latest exciting release at the gig they shelled out money to attend. They blamed the band.

It turns out that the label were only interested in getting accredited sales through recognised outlets. Why? Because these would be collated into sales for the music charts and the label were only really concerned with the benefit to their reputation of getting a band high up in those charts. Pathetic. Needless to say the band and label parted ways.

The broader point is that this is, apparently, far from isolated behaviour among labels and the other dinosaurs of the music business. A lot of people in various media businesses, not just music, simply dont get the realities of modern connected life. It was certainly that roady’s view that as a result of this backwardness the old record companies, promoters and labels are doomed in the long run: he was no digital free-culture activist either but industry insider.

The band themselves have now created their own label an are busily using social media to promote themselves.

Glastonbury all done for this year.

Geeklawyer has been at Glastonbury Music Festival again. A full review is upcoming but for those in the rest of the world, think Woodstock: where hippies still live on in a little time warp of their own. Where josticks vie with Neil Young for retro chiq; where the mud puddles are sought out rather than avoided.

Litigation is taking up the time needed to finish the festival review but it will be posted, with pics and video, soon. Since there has been interest from other lawyers looking to unwind, from the pressure of destroying the livelihoods of others, Geeklawyer is looking at several other festivals to review. Suggestions welcome. No, not Monsters of Rock, thank you very much.

Music pension for old farts

Geeklawyer is away but not on another planet, which was a shame because he wouldn’t have seen the depressing news that the EU wants to extend musical copyright from 50 years to 95. This despite,as ORG pointed out any evidence in support. Indeed rather the contrary; the UK Government’s own Gower report said there was no need, as have several others.

But no, evidence is not, it seems, something useful when considering IP policy issues in the EU. Nor is rationality or deeper thinking. Geeklawyer has come to realise that these are emotive, irrational and conservative issues among a certain type of EU politician. What is needed or works is really beside the point: what is needed here is a Message; evidence merely clouds the issue.

The message here is “We value artists”, “We want to encourage more creation”. Now of course, if you are the UScreative’ industry your expensive lobbyists will play the necessary mood music on the biggest violin they have. With the money grubbing Americans manipulating the pretentious dim clothes-horse Sardozy and his whore wife the outcome is largely inevitable.

Geeklawyer & Ruthie at Glastonbury — a video reprise

Ruthie lies about me giving her tea in bed and doesn’t get the point of the infamous hoody:

These videos are on their side: Geeklawyer was not stoned, honest;

For some readon the Wurzel’s “I’ve got a rand New Combine Harvester” sent Ruthie to sleep.

Off to to Glastonbury Fayre

Geeklawyer is off to Glastonbury Music Festival this week. He is going to have a few brews with his nigga homey Jay-Z to get him freoned after the dissin’ he got.

As well as wallow in the mud Geeklawyer will be cavorting with arch rival blawger Ruthie; they will be sharing a tent and fully expect to be able to clear an entire field to have it to themselves.

There is a terrific service called Qik that lets one stream from some smartphones — it has proven a success on Geeklawyer’s N95 and it is hoped that a live streaming video will be done from the festival at some point.

Sadly Geeklawyer suspects that Ruthie’s aversion to Geeklawyer’s bad behaviour may need to be controlled if he is to have any fun. She may even insist on him showering at some point in the week — tshh, showering at Glasto?! Damned woman’s mad.