Category Archives: idiotic

Barrister tries alternative dispute resolution. Uses bullets: my dear fellow, you’re doing it all wrong

May 7, 2008 – 9:01 pm

Mark Saunders, a family law/divorce barrister it seems, was killed in a shoot out with armed police in London. It all happened near Geeklawyer’s old flat in the Kings Road as it happens, nice area but if there is much more gun-play people will presumably migrate to somewhere less dangerous; Peckham, say.
It seems that […]

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This Xmas’s Grinch award winner?

December 9, 2007 – 10:18 pm

You know, sometimes Geeklawyer really is convinced that Darwinian evolution works in reverse. The more stupid selfish and greedy one is the more likely one is to succeed in the face of contumelious morals and behaviour.
You’d imagine fucking a small vulnerable worthy charity in the arse would be regarded as a bit of a no-no. […]

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It’s not art - it’s a willy and it scares me

November 22, 2007 – 11:09 pm

Apparently the poor folk of Newport were so threatened by the fuax penis of an arty mannequin in a shop window that they complained to council jobsworths. These then whinged to Police and Community Support officers who in turn told the shop owners that they faced prosecution for causing “alarm harassment and distress” to passers […]

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