Category Archives: geeklawyer

Martin, anonymity and LegalScribbles

Read (rather late) at Binary Law: The author of conflictoflaws.net and the now moribund LegalScribbles blog has de-cloaked off the starboard bow. He is Martin George an academic from Birmingham. Anonymity is a pet topic of Geeklawyer.

ego-puffing 10 + Eeew! it’s *that* Ruthie photo…

Ruthie really should have thought twice about taking this photo, never mind distributing it to all humanity: it really is taking the Jewish Princess joke a bit too far.
Mind you it’s good for the blog to get a mention t’other side of the Big Puddle - and they are right we are a happy bunch. […]

Lawblog 2007 curry

Geeklawyer has not had a beer in the Square Mile for five years. And when he last did so he managed to blag it on expenses - you know, chatting up clients and all that old bollocks.
For the post conference curry evening Ruthie and Geeklawyer agreed to test the local curry houses. While waiting for […]

ho ho …

Thanks Dan; you’ll pay. Unsupervised indeed…

Ah-ha! you’re all still here then …

Geeklawyer has evaded Ruthie’s inept attempts at having him whacked for $10 by the local Bangor crack head hit-man. Perhaps instead of being so cheap she should have shelled out £40k to two or three of her mercenary clients; they might have had a better chance of doing the job.
Geeklawyer had a productive time on […]

Geeklawyer in the Evil Empire

Geeklawyer is sitting in a small airport in the US. Bangor. It has three cows and a duck outside the main area. He is waiting for his Chauffeur to pick him up for a 5 hour drive. And where, having watched ‘Deliverance’, he expects to be required to perform oral services on the local rednecks. […]

Whooo!! Xmas & Birthday toys!

Princess Ruthie deigned to come to see Geeklawyer yesterday - an all too rare honour bestowed on the humble serfs comprising her harem. In between rampant activities too vile and sordid to soil even the pages of this blog - the Daily Star of the legal blogging world - Ruthie was spoilt by Geeklawyer with […]

Ruthie walks the plank

Ruthieworld has a delicate ecology, the needs of her boss, clients, Geeklawyer, harem of men, motorcycle and tropical fish are all carefully balanced against one another. Its fair to say of late that she has been neglecting to nurture the delicate balance; Geeklawyer has been suffering at the expense of Work. Ruthie knows this because […]

women and lawyers first

The ship is sinking. The last time Geeklawyer was on a sinking ship was in his younger days, shortly after he’d been asked to pass on a message to the captain: “Nice Bird ahead” and it was true she was jolly fit, but not a patch on Ruthie.
As the ship slipped beneath the icy waves […]

“I’m leaving on a jet plane dont know when I’ll be back again …”

American readers. You have felt a nagging sense of fear recently haven’t you? An ill sense of foreboding and worry. An unconscious message from the Id talking directly to your atavistic, primitive, brain stem. And yet the lawn looks fine, no strangers are seen lurking in the area but there is that sense of ‘not […]