Category Archives: deranged ranting

Unquenchable fires and Blair

It seems that some things burn eternally and cannot be extinguished by the efforts of mere man: the underground coal fire that rages in Pennsylvania that has burnt for 46 years and is still going strong; or the obsession of Geeklawyer’s growing band of female stalkers (and the odd male one we’ll gloss over […]

Scientology and DDos attacks

Broadly Geeklawyer would say that Denial of Service Attacks were, and should be, criminal offences.
Ah yes, you say, a ‘but‘ is in the air;
There has been a recent sustained attempt to remove this evil quack religion/business/multi-level-marketing-scam from the Internet by online vigilantes who are engaged in DDos attacks.
Fucking good job too. Scientology is the scummy […]

In a cunting bad mood (parental advisory/post not safe for fucking work)

In space no-one can hear you scream.
Neither can they in the fucking blawgosphere. Yes, Geeklawyer is not a happy bunny. What the buggery fucking bollocks do we barristers pay the cunting idiots at the Bar Council for? Why will they not advert effectively on our behalf as we, on the front-line, duck under the hail […]

Intelligent Design

It looks like the lobbying of fundamentalist Christian loonies seeking to import whacko US bogus science has hit the reality rails. The government isn’t buying this crap and thank God for that. Science teaching is in collapse in the UK and Geeklawyer may well be one of the last generations taught science properly by people […]

The French

Dan Hull, on his recent European tour, had some really great sex in Paris.

Another reason to hate the Welsh

Geeklawyer has never been entirely sure why the Welsh are. Yes, Snowdonia is just the most gorgeous place, as is Bangor; and Aberystwyth was the scene of several joyous holidays of lost youth. Goodness even the South has its good bits. So Wales is a glorious place with wonderful views …