Author Archives: Ruthie

Ministry of Justice

Conjuring up mental images somewhere between Orwell and Python the Minstry of Justice went live after very little parliamentary discussion and virtually no press converage on 9th May 2007. The Department of Constitutional Affairs, previously the Lord Chancellor’s department is therefore no more.
Ruthie wonders whether two name changes within the space of 10 years will […]

Chris Tarrant arrested

Chris Tarrant the well known presenter of “Who wants to be a millionaire” was last night arrested following an altercation in a curry house with a fellow diner. Geeklawyer said “I just wanted to put a few questions to him to see if he knew the answers and didn’t just get them from researchers on […]

To infinity and beyond

Whilst Ruthie thinks she ought to be remembered for her stunning advocacy, profound legal insight and intellectual prowess, she can’t help having a sinking feeling that she will be remembered in a hundred years time primarily for the wearing of pink leathers, and possibly writing a few humorous quips on this blog.
Mindful that this blog..a […]

Wear leather

No, not a ploy to attract the BDSM crowd (we had enough of them when we posted about civil liberties and pornography), but a cheap trick to highlight the fact that May is motorcycle awareness month. Bikers are singularly vulnerable on the roads, and the attrition rate recently seems to be higher than ever.
If you […]

Ruthie models for The Law Society Gazette

OK, well maybe Ruthie isn’t going to be joining Storm model agency any time soon, however she will be appearing in the 17th May edition of the Law Society Gazette in her bikini sensible jacket. And more to the point Ruthie had great fun yesterday with Dr. Gonzo, the Law Society Gazette’s maverick IT reporter […]

Carter reforms: got your P45 yet?

It was only a matter of time. Ruthie received a frantic phone call from an old friend following a swathe of redundancies of private practice criminal defence lawyers. The worst affected seem to be medium sized London firms where criminal defence was only one of the services on offer. The commercial lawyers simply aren’t prepared […]

Diana Inquest: time to spend more time with your family

Having been dragged out of retirement to act as coroner in the Inquest, Lady Butler-Sloss has now gone back to her potting shed citing lack of experience; curious since she was once Britain’s premier female Judge and retired as President of the High Court Family Division. You’d think it would be difficult to find someone […]

Cognition enhancing drugs

Drugs that improve memory concentration and performance are now available on the internet, and will no doubt be coming to a pharmacy near you soon. The most feted is Modafinil, originally prescribed to treat narcolepsy but now widely taken by thrusting young lawyers to get them through those 15 hour-a-day corporate mergers and give them […]

Ruthie walks the plank

Ruthieworld has a delicate ecology, the needs of her boss, clients, Geeklawyer, harem of men, motorcycle and tropical fish are all carefully balanced against one another. Its fair to say of late that she has been neglecting to nurture the delicate balance; Geeklawyer has been suffering at the expense of Work. Ruthie knows this because […]

Lawbloggers2007 is nigh

Just to remind you all about the Blogging Conference to be held on 18th May 11am - 4pm at CPA Global, lunch included. Geeklawyer in typically disorganised fashion has not made a list of everyone who previously expressed an interest. After suitable and sustained nagging he will now prepare a list and contact those of […]