Sadly, the phrase does no refer to Neo-Labour’s prospects of get­ting re-elected which about the same as those of Geeklawyer get­ting made a Court of Appeal judge. Nor does it refer to the num­ber times a British police­man can beat a G20 pro­tester to death before being being invited to retire due to ‘ill-heath’ where the cor­rect answer is of course ‘none’: G20 pro­test­ers are domes­tic extrem­ists to be sup­pressed, even the 7 stone lady ones.

No. it’s all about Peter ‘Pink’ Man­del­son, Tony Blair’s brain and fan of pen­e­trat­ing rear attacks on polit­i­cal rivals and extremely young male friends. After being wined dined and 69’d on David Geffen’s yacht Mandy decided to go off on a trip of his own: “Three Strikes and Your off” leg­is­la­tion. Three accu­sa­tions of copy­right infringe­ment and you lose the Internet.

Despite well con­sid­ered inde­pen­dent advice on the eco­nom­ics of pol­icy deci­sions for the Inter­net from Pro­fes­sor Gower and var­i­ous oth­ers it seems that all it takes to buy Labour pol­icy is a bribe from a For­mula One homuncu­lus or a blow job from a rent boy on a nice yacht. Regrettably while Geeklawyer has a big mouth there some things he wont swal­low, one is the mem­ber of Hartle­pool; not even for some­thing as impor­tant as this.

No, the Gov­ern­ment has decided to dis­con­nect alleged file­shar­ers from the Inter­net. The imple­men­ta­tion details are not known but if cur­rent behav­iour seen employed else­where by the music indus­try is fol­lowed their will be much injus­tice. Pur­vey­ors of soft­ware snake-oil will be seen sell­ing pack­ages sup­pos­edly prov­ing who down­loaded what when. Some of these pack­ages can work but many are dri­vel: in the past pen­sion­ers with no com­puter have been accused of file-sharing as have net­worked printers.

The con­se­quences can be severe. In Fin­land Inter­net access is now a civic right. For many the Inter­net is as impor­tant a house­hold ser­vice as elec­tric­ity or san­i­ta­tion: Geeklawyer often strongly con­sid­ers what the broad­band is like when decid­ing where to live. If a family’s kids down­load MP3s the whole house­hold will be blocked from Inter­net access. Col­lec­tive pun­ish­ment.  All of this is based on no proven harm, at least none apart from the Music and film Indus­tries telling us that the sky is falling down. To call this a dis­pro­por­tion­ate and dra­con­ian response is almost under­stat­ing it.

Geeklawyer’s vot­ing rec­om­men­da­tion in the upcom­ing elec­tion? Vote for the Pirate Party: rape pil­lage and sen­si­ble IP & pri­vacy laws

Update:
Geeklawyer for­got to plug the Open Rights Group. Doh. ORG do ster­ling work in this area. If you oppose this then join ORG now! (they do other cool stuff too)