Fol­low­ing a com­ment by Lawminx on an, unre­lated, CharonQC post he and Simon Myer­son QC ( a real QC rather than Charon’s humor­ous self appoint­ment) both refer to the pro­foundly dubi­ous Oxbridge Train­ing Con­tracts organ­i­sa­tion. This bunch of bottom-feeders aims to assist pupillage/trainee appli­cants to enhance their chances of a pupil­lage or a train­ing con­tract by pro­vid­ing ser­vices that seem, in some cases at the very mildest, to be decid­edly uneth­i­cal either as the con­sumer of the ser­vice, or, for the con­tracted writer, the answer provider. Indeed if it is true, and one may rea­son­ably doubt that it is not a fraud­u­lent enter­prise, that top bar­ris­ters or pupils are writ­ing the mate­r­ial to be used it may be they are at risk of being struck off for dis­ci­pli­nary breaches of the Bar Stan­dards Board pro­vi­sions on ethics.

If, as a stu­dent, tempted through under­stand­able des­per­a­tion, you con­sider using such a ser­vice Geeklawyer would say this: it is pro­foundly unlikely that they would equip you to sur­vive the rigours of an inter­view. You may get a foot in the door but last no longer than the 30 min­utes of foren­sic exam­i­na­tion needed to show that you are a fraud. What if you can’t sus­tain the argu­ments in their writ­ing because you are too dim or they are inept? Given the dire qual­ity that Oxbridge Train­ing Con­tracts mate­r­ial demon­strate you may spend thou­sands of pounds to get nowhere. Con­sider this piece of bril­liant Eng­lish, cost­ing sev­eral thou­sand pounds one assumes, used to per­suade cham­bers to inter­view you:

“I know from con­ver­sa­tions that awards are taken with a degree of salt at Chambers”.

As Simon Myer­son QC acidly, and rightly, observes one takes some­thing with a pinch of salt. A degree of salt is taken in Media Stud­ies, not in law.