Or rather dude we drive on the left side of the road. Go to jail, Mr Doud of Chigaco. Or Gaol as we call it.
Any American readers about to cross the pond should take Geeklawyer's highly regarded online cultural awareness & sensitivity training course: please email for the embarassingly high costs; or would you rather go to jail?
New blog post: Doud, we drive on the right side of the road in the UK http://tinyurl.com/6gdcrd
Milk the Yanks.. though I must say, having nearly been killed nearly 3 times, yes 3 times, by your madcap driving in September...I don't know.
I protest! it was only twice I nearly killed you
Then you clearly weren't driving fast enough or in enough ice. Four out of ten. Must try harder.
OK Mary, Evil Dave says I must try again. Please let me know when you plan to be over again & I'll have another go. This time I will roll the car.
I'm not sure. The first time I was in a car with you and we get stopped by the Lithuanian police for you speeding (was it 160km/hr you were going? not sure) then you nearly kill me this year. I'm not sure you should be driving.. I should write to your MOT -- Dear MOT, Geeklawyer has shown a propensity towards attempted murder everytime he is behind the wheel..please revoke his driving priviledges.
I will drive you when I get to Canada and have another go. Lots of ice so should be easier!