Geeklawyer con­fesses that he has been some­what the blog slacker of late. Partly he blames his addic­tion to Twit­ter that has eaten up blog writ­ing time and partly, and most wel­comely, sev­eral high qual­ity bits of work have come in: one of which ought to get him in the IT text­books and Bailii reports if it goes well.

bankrupt bankers
All the bankers and hedge funds may be slit­ting their wrists but frankly Jack, Geeklawyer’s All Right. Christ­mas should be good: Geeklawyer expects to be able to buy Tiny Tim a whop­ping turkey.

Not that he’ll let the lit­tle sponger eat it: if he is to poor to eat that’s the market’s will. Unless he’s a bank of course, in which case he can have $700billion + £500million+all the rest of the World’s money? No, cash only please.

Ian Blair
Ter­rif­i­cally good to see Boris get­ting stuck into head of the Met­ro­pol­i­tan Police Sir Ian Blair and giv­ing him his long over­due march­ing orders. Tech­ni­cally scum­bag Blair resigned due to lack of sup­port but in real­ity it was the Golden Welly. Neo-labour hacks have been aghast at the politi­ciza­tion that this causes but the truth is that he chose to be Tony Blair’s poo­dle and imple­ment any trendy new-Labour ini­tia­tive it could come up with. He lacked the wit to be polit­i­cal well and suf­fered the penalty. He was sacked not so much through the polit­i­cal act of oth­ers but because of his own.

And from senior cretinous filth to Junior cretinous filth. Not con­tent with telling poor CharonQC to van­dalise his hedge, while let­ting kids drown because of Health & Safety rules appar­ently chun­der­ing is now ille­gal.

More Labour spy­ing: You can’t trust your teacher any­more. They will be required to inform the Nanny State if the pupils begin to form views con­trary to Right Think. All in the inter­ests of pre­vent­ing, at the moment, ter­ror­ism and crime. Future report­ing of party dis­loy­alty among fam­ily mem­bers is being planned as we speak.

Oh and because our courts can’t be con­sid­ered up to the job of decid­ing whether there is a prima facie crim­i­nal case against you, under the new Euro­pean Arrest war­rant you’ll be hoiked to the far end of the EU if there is the faintest most asi­nine of alle­ga­tions. Fancy your chances with Greek mag­is­trates? Thanks Blair you oily prick.