With Law­blog 2008 hap­pen­ing tomor­row in a pub Geeklawyer thought that, while drunken shenani­gans were entirely accept­able, a warn­ing needed to be given: you are lawyers and so highly regarded by The Low­ing Herd, your peers and your pun­ters. Remem­ber that it is a crime to get caught drunk dri­ving. Get­ting caught that is.

If you must drink & drive then drive slowly and care­fully and every­thing will be fine.

Don’t, what­ever you do, do what these two Okla­homa ass­hats did: attor­ney Lewis B. Moon, 42, and Okla­homa County pub­lic defender David James Bed­ford, got totaled and drove around caus­ing trou­ble in a drive-in diner.
When arrested they behaved extremely badly. Which is fine; that’s what one is sup­posed to do. But after being goaded by the local filth about being sent to County Jail they bit and insisted on going. In fact they did so repeat­edly. They got the “County Jail” baton & ran with it. Not only did they run with it they got a gold medal.

I don’t mind a fel­low get­ting drunk but for heaven’s sake as a lawyer, even of the low­est grade, one ought to be able to trash a retarded pig how­ever drunk one is.

Frankly, these guys are hobby drinkers: for some us, it’s pro­fes­sional & we are embarrassed.