Geeklawyer spends his last day in Swissieland today. His verdict on the Swiss is that the cliches about them are right: they are odd. Not unpleasant, just odd, unpleasantly odd. They live law abiding ordered lives of subservience to the will of the collective. So long as one complies one is safe. Geeklawyer enjoyed his time here. It’s a nice place to visit but Geeklawyer wouldn’t want his brain filled here. One good point about the Swiss is that they are impressively efficient at everything.
The other triffic thing is the pretty Alps. Geeklawyer went for some stonking walks that were huge fun & muchly to be recommended. Some people cycle up the Alps. That is mad, they go up at an alarming rate and the air gets very thin. It’s great air but there just isn’t very much of it.
Geeklawyer’s chum Thomas Otter is one such cycling loony, and to double his pain he does this in France, which is even more alarming. He does, however, have a good excuse this time. He is collecting money in a good cause that Geeklawyer supports: providing aid to the victims of the depraved and evil megalomaniac Robert Mugabe. Mugabe is starving killing and mutilating enemies, actually he is doing this to anyone who isn’t an active supporter, and these people all need support.
Thomas is cycling on a sponsored fundraiser through the alps to raise money to help the charity. Geeklawyer would urge you to donate what you can for such a good cause: he has.
Ah at last beneath the mean exterior the Christian charity of Geeklawyer starts to shine through.
Oh, it’s a tax write off. And I will make a punter pay it, too.
Either I’m a good person or a sucker, it varies I suspect, but I’v given 15 pounds (and lots more if counted in Oz$). Be warned though, I will not be suckered by such manipulative emotive ramblings again.
I was musing on what to bring you from the colonies, when I descend upon your bijoux boudior. Evil Dave wants a Hello Kitty (since you won’t make him an honourary member of your Hareem) and some maple syrup. I was toying with the idea of getting you rude underwear.
Mary, dont you think rude undies would only encourage our beloved leader to flash the first Judge he comes upon in court?!?
NTW, what gift may I bring you from the Land of Song?? I had thought of a Welsh Doll; would that be to your tastes or should I seek out some other trinket??
Dearest Minxie, I love dolls. I have a small collection of Eastern European dolls. A Welsh doll would go very well with what I have
I did go to the Hello Kitty Boutique just this past Friday and what are your thoughts on a Hello Kitty wearing black, almost like a little feminine tuxedo? Or a lunch set (knife, fork, plastic lunch box)?
Dearest Mary,
Then a nice Welsh Doll it shall be!!
I think a Tux Wearing Kitty would be wonderful! 
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Well let’s be thankful that we have Geeklawyer as our ambassador to ‘Swissieland’ who would have gone some way to repair the unfavorable image and reputation that has been created by us overseas by these chav scum.
I don’t know why you are moaning about the employment register, I would have thought a simple Chav tick box would help keep undesirables out of the way. Such a feature could probably be automatic using facial recognition to determine the size of their skull.
Although I guess you could use the old fashioned method and go by their accent or if some jumped up career advisor had put foolish notions of betterment into their heads what polytechnic they went to. Just think how much surplus wealth these chavs will be generating for us when that if they step out of line we can tar their employment chances for ever.
“Look Wayne, you’d better pull your socks up and stack that shelf faster else i’ll put it on the register, and you will never get that dream job at Gregs.”