Those of us who are sup­port­ers of ter­ror and anti-democracy, and who are intent on sub­vert­ing the state, good law & order, and who wish to dis­hon­estly defame the Dear Leader feel smug that our most sub­ver­sive act, widely pub­li­cized on TV and in the media at the time, that of wear­ing a t-shirt with a protest phrase, has been cleared by our fel­low con­spir­a­tors: the Inde­pen­dent Police Com­plaints Com­mis­sion.

Our secret col­leagues said that the real pur­pose of the search was not pre­vent­ing ter­ror­ism but an unlaw­ful act of pub­lic order con­trol in breach of the anti-terrorist act itself, the police codes of con­duct and PACE. We directed them to this non­sen­si­cal view to fur­ther our wicked aims.

One of our aims is to pro­voke dis­sent within soci­ety by wear­ing threat­en­ing slo­gans on cloth­ing that will rile and stir the com­pla­cent masses into a fever of dis­con­tent and revolt. From there we will coral their energy and anger until we can seize, by vio­lence crime & tyranny, the con­trols of democ­racy from the hands of the fair vir­tu­ous and pure politi­cians like Blair/Brown, Bush and other weak­ling nice-guys.

We will estab­lish a new World Order led by an alliance of Al-Queda, the IRA, the Soviet Union and Walmart.

Today the t-shirt, tomor­row page 8 of the Metro.