Geeklawyer is a great fan of silly Facebook groups. he very much approves of the public trashing of the London Underground on the last day of legal drinking. It was a very sad to see Boris allow this bit of nanny-ism proceed: one expected it of the sleazy cunt Livingstone. Ho hum.
More encouraging was that the Brighton filth seem to understand that the custard pie throwing event on Brighton beach is ‘just a laugh’. The ban on it that everyone talks about is merely because the numbers have shot up from a few dozen to about 1500 and they have only asked for a stay while they ensure that it is organised safely. Brighton Filth have a poor reputation as do much of the Sussex police but this does at least show that however low a collective IQ they have, the basic urge for fun will sometimes overreach jobsworthery. Ho ho hum.
There was a massed facebook waterfight in Leeds a few weeks ago and riot [police came to break it up. To be fair teenagers thought it was funny to shoot water through the open windows of passing cars and convertibles leading to much swerving and potential accidents.
I have decided to ban youths and am starting a Facebook group to campaign for their illegality.
My shiny new, if modest, car was ‘Keyed’ for no earthly reason (wasn’t in the way or blocking anyone) — and I have decided based on the firmest evidence available to man, intuition, that it was drunken kids.
We need to do something about young people and alcohol.
What is your new car? It could of course have been keyed by a jealous love rival that got upset by Ruthies recent visit. I too now have a car.
I once keyed a car when I was a teenager, just for fun, becuase I was drunk. So it might be a bit hypocritical for me to join.
define ‘kid’
My Dear Geek,
I have it on good authority that Boris will be restoring Eton style discipline to London.
By this I don’t mean the current version, where princes sit in a bush smoking dope, but the old regime of rum, soddomy and the lash.
Rest assured that the youths will be punished.
there was never any rum or the lash at my public school!
SW… minor public school was it? Or did your pater not click that option on the application form?
There was lashings of sodomy and rum at mine!
And no Mr. Geeklawyer, you’re dead wrong. The Brighton filth are still cunts. It’s a FUCKING CUSTARD PIE FIGHT. Elven Safe Tea can fuck right off.
My Dear Geek,
Do the police not have armed response units in Leeds?