Many peo­ple won­der how it is that a first class cunt like Geeklawyer has a harem of hot totty and a bunch of lady stalk­ers (some of whom are gra­cious enough to send him their soiled under­wear in the post — sweet).

Geeklawyer is not one for deep think­ing on any­thing much except how to milk his pun­ters for more money but even he has won­dered why it was that hot classy totty like Lawminx, Ruthie, Opin­ion­ated Bean, Mrs Robin­son, Jux­ta­jazz, and any one of dozens of other totty GL can’t even faintly remem­ber, wor­shipped the very ground he walked on.

The answer is now revealed by researchers: nar­cis­sism, psy­co­pathic behav­iour and Machi­avel­lian­ism. That triad of bad behav­iour all leads to red hot sex. Being slightly evil pro­vides an evo­lu­tion­ary benefit.

James Bond epit­o­mises this set of traits, Jona­son says. “He’s clearly dis­agree­able, very extro­verted and likes try­ing new things — killing peo­ple, new women.”

Geeklawyer’s nick­name at law school was, seri­ously, James Bond. Unlike the above quote how­ever he never killed any women. At least, none that didn’t deserve it.

“There must be some cost of the traits.” One pos­si­bil­ity, both Keller and Jona­son sug­gest, is that the strat­egy is most suc­cess­ful when dark triad per­son­al­i­ties are rare. Oth­er­wise, oth­ers would become more wary and guarded.”

Waaaayyyyy too late sucker …