Geeklawyer is off to Glastonbury Music Festival this week. He is going to have a few brews with his nigga homey Jay-Z to get him freoned after the dissin’ he got.
As well as wallow in the mud Geeklawyer will be cavorting with arch rival blawger Ruthie; they will be sharing a tent and fully expect to be able to clear an entire field to have it to themselves.
There is a terrific service called Qik that lets one stream from some smartphones - it has proven a success on Geeklawyer’s N95 and it is hoped that a live streaming video will be done from the festival at some point.
Sadly Geeklawyer suspects that Ruthie’s aversion to Geeklawyer’s bad behaviour may need to be controlled if he is to have any fun. She may even insist on him showering at some point in the week - tshh, showering at Glasto?! Damned woman’s mad.
Trash City sounds right up your street GL: http://www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/performance.aspx?id=2071
Will there be sex on the video?
Do you not remember the post I had on “man stench”? http://opinionatedbean.wordpress.com/2008/04/17/men-their-pits/ where I whitter on about how men don’t seem to have the decency to not waft their armpit hairs at unsuspecting females?
Ruthie is well within her right to kick you out of the tent if you stink too much.
Though ‘man stench’ may be a relevant label for some men, in the case of Geeky, well it’ll just be concentrated pheromones. Poor Ruthie will have to wade through the ladies just to get a look at the tent!
My Dear Geek,
I believe I will reiterate my comments on Twitter:
Now that you are at Glasto, are you going to have your bits pierced and ,if so, which bits?!?!?
oooo he could get a Prince Albert
OOO, Mary, So he could - with a screw end!!!
Ruthie would like to reassure readers that the reason she shared a tent with GL is for no other reason than she is too idle to pitch her own, and unlike Geeklawyer has cases to deal with all week which means she can’t go down early and get a good spot.
we had a fabulous time. The sun naturally shone because i was there. GL is becoming increasingly well trained such that even other women may even be prepared to come near him soon.
“the reason she shared a tent with GL is for no other reason than she is too idle to pitch her own”
Which is a coded way of saying she spent my money but didn’t put out. Cow.
My dear Ruthie: it is only out of love and consideration for the principal member of the reserve harem that I don’t expose you to the stampede of competing women: as fat as you are, they’d have churned you into the Glastonbury mud
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Ruthie is not fat. She has a well endowed bosom. The rest of her is quite slim.
And you may wondering how I know this, considering that most of her time in Toronto in January/February she was covered up in jumpers and ski jackets. Wonder away.
Did it involve lesbianism?
keep wondering
Ample? You could hollow her tits out and house a family of 5 in them
yes, some of us less endowed individuals can develop an inferiority complex