After several stiff whiskies and in between hot curry and sex with Ruthie, Ruthie and Geeklawyer decided that the winner of the whisky competition is:
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I was bored…
You asked:
Hello are you a natural blonde?
Lisa says:
I like having blonde hair.
You asked:
Are you really a giant woman?
Lisa says:
That’s not a very nice thing to say …
You asked:
I like giant women will you go out with me?
Lisa says:
A lady should retain an air of mystery, don’t you think …
You asked:
True, what about going out for a drink then?
Lisa says:
Sorry, I’m washing my hair!
You asked:
bugger
Lisa says:
That’s not very nice – why don’t you ask me a question instead?
You asked:
I did and you just told me you were washing your hair!
Lisa says:
I try to keep my hair looking nice.
You asked:
oh well bye
Lisa says:
Bye – see you again soon!
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No sex…but Geeklawyer did mow my lawn and cook my dinner. The years of training are clearly paying off. And we did have a very pleasant lunch in Ely.
I am shocked, shocked and dismayed. GL was actually a good “house husband” for a day? I congratulate you on your tireless efforts in training, they are clearly paying off.
We did both like your entry but you didn’t get it ‘cos you, like several others, are a mate and it looks like a rigged contest.
Not that I have a problem with doing a rigged contest, it’s just that I wouldn’t want to be caught out.
that’s alright. I hate whisky anyways, so I would have just given it away and not given it the proper attention it is due.
It’s ok GL would only buy some cheap blended stuff, saving the good stuff to impress niave young things and/or butter up clients.
Too fuggin’ right
Haha sweet, I won something! shock horror,
The only thing I think I’ve ever won before is a jar of lemon curd in a raffle when I was 12.
House
House, email me to arrange the dispatch of your prize: geeklawyer [at} geeklawyer.org
cheers Geek,
Have emailed yah. Might turn up in your junk box the hotmail spammer that I am.
House
Have replied Geek using different email addy.
Your email came up as a potential phishing scam! Might have something to do with it
My Dear Geek,
I do sincerely hope that, when acting as house husband to Ruthie, you were togged out, for her delictation, in any one of the following:
1: A Leopard Skin Thong.
2: A Chef’s pinny with some ridiculous monkier emblazoned over the front (like “Kiss the Cook” for example) and nothing else.
3: A pretty pink tutu and Dr Maartens Boots.
Now, if any of that doesnt get the neighbours tongue wagging, then I dont know what will…….!
I did, in fact, wear a pinny while cooking. Thank Lord there was no photograph (of that at least) or I’d lose my Hard Man reputation.
hard man?
was it just the pinny and nothing else? your harem wants to know.
Some things are best left to the imagination, and others to fevered dreams.
I don’t want to know any of this sordid stuff Mary and Minxy
Anyway Geekie, while you have been wooing your Queen (I will upstage at wedding), I have been lunched at Claridges, Moro, Hix Oyster and Chop House and tomorrow, Semplice..all in one week. Three courtesy of a Hedge Fund man and one courtesy of a repentant ex.
And I haven’t had to put out at all. Result.
Ms R
PS: The right person won.
How sweet to hear from you - was pining more than just a little.
All this and no sex in exchange?! They are doing it wrong.