Monthly Archives: June 2008

John Bull: a robust constitution?

June 24, 2008 – 12:35 pm

Written constitutions are a fine thing for the most part. While not much of a constitutional theorist Geeklawyer has often thought that a constitution defined rigidly enough to prevent subsequent power grabs to be good. Some favour a document that everyone can read and understand, a flexible ‘back of the envelope’ thing knocked up in […]

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Off to to Glastonbury Fayre

June 24, 2008 – 11:32 am

Geeklawyer is off to Glastonbury Music Festival this week. He is going to have a few brews with his nigga homey Jay-Z to get him freoned after the dissin’ he got.
As well as wallow in the mud Geeklawyer will be cavorting with arch rival blawger Ruthie; they will be sharing a tent and fully expect […]

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Geeklawyer to run rampage through the next Blawg Review?

June 23, 2008 – 6:56 pm

In an act of, possibly, drunken self-confidence the editor of Blawg Review some 18 months ago invited Geeklawyer to do the July 4th review. The normal remit of Blawg Review is to provide balanced intelligent incisive and/or amusing reviews of global law blogs. Quite what possessed him to invite Geeklawyer to do it is beyond […]

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It is official: shit hits the plan

June 19, 2008 – 12:14 am

Many people wonder how it is that a first class cunt like Geeklawyer has a harem of hot totty and a bunch of lady stalkers (some of whom are gracious enough to send him their soiled underwear in the post - sweet).
Geeklawyer is not one for deep thinking on anything much except how to milk […]

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Whisky competition result

June 15, 2008 – 9:45 am

After several stiff whiskies and in between hot curry and sex with Ruthie, Ruthie and Geeklawyer decided that the winner of the whisky competition is:
House.
“
I was bored…
You asked:
Hello are you a natural blonde?
Lisa says:
I like having blonde hair.
You asked:
Are you really a giant woman?
Lisa says:
That’s not a very nice thing to say …
You asked:
I like […]

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Drive-by blogging 1

June 10, 2008 – 7:31 pm

Geeklawyer too busy to blog. Or breath. Or eat. Damn frickin’ litigation. Up to my fucking ears in appeals cross appeals and under and over appeals. Writing submissions and skeletons, witness statements and …
Argghhh! Brain. About. To explode. Can’t. Let go of. Keyboard. Help me Mead. Help.
Old Jug-ears retard has apparently repaid a debt of […]

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Shock: Brighton filth have a sense of humour

June 4, 2008 – 6:05 pm

Geeklawyer is a great fan of silly Facebook groups. he very much approves of the public trashing of the London Underground on the last day of legal drinking. It was a very sad to see Boris allow this bit of nanny-ism proceed: one expected it of the sleazy cunt Livingstone. Ho hum.
More encouraging was that […]

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A nation of half-wit jobsworths?

June 2, 2008 – 8:30 pm

Oh how we laughed at the stories of America’s TSA: the retards responsible for stealing passengers luggage all the while saving the world from arabic t-shirts. This sort of brainless bureaucracy seems to be a specialty of the American civil service.
Regrettably like many things American it seems to be making its way over here: it […]

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