And this one doesn’t involve bullets. Geeklawyer spotted the small ad in the Metro:
Mr Amin: World known spiritualist.
I can help advise you on … court cases [smoking, alien abduction, presidential ambitions, getting silk]. Contact me to destroy your problems.
Naturally Geeklawyer will ensure instructing solicitors retain Mr Amin as independant litigation consultant: on the strict proviso that he doesn’t turn up to court with chicken entrails and burning feathers.
Well, Al Qaeda need look no further. That is, if you are allowed to say such things these days.
My Dear Geek,
… Would the putative client be entirely happy to shell out horrendous sums of wonga to engage the services of such a person when, in all realilty, you actually offer the self same service?!?!? ( chicken entrails bieng an added extra, of course)
imagine the bollocks from said sprinkler of chicken blood is rather cheaper than GL’s competing variety of bollocks. maybe he has a nicer suit though and will certainly not be wearing refusal shoes.
What a gem of insightfulness. Solicitors should take Amin’s holistic approach to services provided. It would make for a far more interesting day at the office, for lawyer and client. Spice up the industry, give it some spunk. Yay for Amin. Yay for Geeky for enlightening us with such wondrously groundbreaking new perceptions on what the legal industry should be providing to the communities that it purports to service. With this new holistic approach communities will rejoice. Lawyer jokes will fade as a distant memory. We will live harmonious lives free of poverty. Conflict will be lauded for the lawyer interactions that it brings. This would be Amin’s world. And it would be good…
My Dear Geek,
Such people generally advertise in ethnic magazines. I once saw an advert for voodoo consultations-the venue was Peckham bus garage.
‘I once saw an advert for voodoo consultations-the venue was Peckham bus garage.’
I’d be pretty desperate there, too.
No need to call on such specialist services these days, of course:
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8399724