Comments on: Postcard from Austria

By: geeklawyer

geeklawyer — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:54:00 +0000

Oh Juxta Honey. Just because I didn’t mention you don’t think you were out of mind, out of your mind possibly, but not mine. I failed to mention you for the stark terror that your lurking presence inflicts. In Oz or not, I know that you are a mere 12 hour flight away & 12 hours will not dissipate the rage of a spurned stalker. As hard as I am I dare not upset you.

However, calling MsR ‘dull witted’ is insane. Insane as in: ’shall I put my head in this lion’s mouth and squeeze him by the bollocks?’ As scary as you are she is every bit your match. Bear in mind she is an Aussie to and used to wrestle, while top-less, crocodiles in Outback bars just for beer money and laughs. And croc handbags.

Now if you two will strip off and get in the mud ring I’ll start the video-camera.

By: juxtajazz

juxtajazz — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:41:15 +0000

I would comment, however, why should I. Didn’t mention your faithless stalker by name, oh no, just the dull witted peculiar R woman. What does “R” stand for anyway, prey do tell? Not Robinson, oh no, far too young and nubile to be into that sort of caper. Also, her whiplash tongue lacks the biting impact that an older woman (being young myself I can attest to these things).

So Miss R, flirting in cyber space with silken voiced drunkards are we!! Well back off, he’s mine (insert evil laugh).

In the past, during one of his rare foul acid mouthed moments, Geeky my love accused me of being a “useless damned stalker” (or words to that effect) adding something about stalking protocol and the threatening of lives. Well, damn you traitor Geeky and damn you R woman. I may not have gone to a “proper” stalking school, but I got street smarts. So, Geeky my love, I will strangle you motor vehicle. R woman, you wonton hussy, I will stomp on your chocolates…all of them. Now who looks silly!

By: geeklawyer

geeklawyer — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:23:58 +0000

opinionatedbean: i would reply via my handheld toy while whizzing down the slope but sadly i am in a snowstorm and compelled to reply via wifi in a coffeeshop
Been buying the EvilOne pressies.

By: lawminx

lawminx — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:40:15 +0000

Sorry Simply, I don’t have the sacred contact number and nor am I likely ever to be given it - not that I would ever NAG for a mini, of course, bieng certain in the knowledge that I would be forced to enjoy a completely un-natural relationship with chambers photocopier……..

By: opinionatedbean

opinionatedbean — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 16:10:59 +0000

You have been missed Geekie, and yet you haven’t really left us. The blawg posts are still coming, even though you are theoretically strapped to two holy and blessed planks of wood. Are you blawging from the slopes? Dare I ask if you are whooshing down the slopes while typing madly on your wee handheld device?

By: simply wondered

simply wondered — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 10:14:18 +0000

‘God help the Frauleins if you are drinking on an empty stomach.’ - just the first one, james.

minxy - do you have this guy’s number? i might be reduced to a pair of reprieve knickers if i don’t get mini-p’s sharpish.

By: moon23

moon23 — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:28:51 +0000

Ha, I knew you wouldn’t be able to keep away. For all your pretense about leaving us to go off skiing, the truth is you can’t live without us. You desperate struggles to get to an internet connection are a fine tribute to how you need the wit, charm and wisdom that our comments provide.

By: lawminx

lawminx — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 15:19:02 +0000

My Dear Geek,

I will have you know that Minx is entirely straight and only keeps semi fawning MALE barristers in the wardrobe, since they are generally of far more assistance than the female of the specie; now, it could be that the aforementioned male barrister is in the process of indulging his tendency toward Saturday Cross Dressing whilst ensconced in said wardrobe (thereby giving vent to his feminine side in voice and in deed), but, being the soul of discretion, I dont think I can really comment with certainty on the matter…..

By: james c

james c — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 15:13:57 +0000

My Dear Geek,

God help the Frauleins if you are drinking on an empty stomach.

By: geeklawyer

geeklawyer — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 15:03:51 +0000

MsR: I am heartened you pine for me so. I am a little distressed that my absence has not led you to commit suicide yet: clearly you are not that devoted. I am also a tad perplexed that you should engage in such a gauche attempt at blackmail. From anyone else it would be touching but from you it is surprising. You know that if I caught you in the showers with the entire Harlequins Rugby team I am so cocksure that I would not even bat an eyelid.
You haven’t been posting on any other mans blog I hope? The Internet will tell me if you have, so no lies.

Lawminx: I am glad you at least are being faithful, though whose is that female voice coming from your closet?