Geeklawyer just spotted this intriguing little piece: high heels improve your orgasm by working the pelvic muscle harder; although the article doesn’t make it clear if one has to take them off in bed, but it would seem sensible.
But if they improve orgasms why not? Geeklawyer will start wearing them immediately. Perhaps it will improve his chances in court with that sort of judge?
Evil Brother,
I don’t think you even have to put them on: I think you just buy them and look at them. Then you give them to your sister. Louboutin Mary Janes. High red heel. Size 38
My Dear Geek,
Concerned as I am at the prospect your imminent prosecution and IMMEDIATE hanging by the Cult of Blair, I am of the opinion that issues pertaining to High Heels and the possibility of Orgsmic Bliss are, ultimately, far more pressing.
Death Defying Heels are available for your review and purchase at the following site:
http://www.fantasyheels.co.uk/acatalog/footwear.html?gclid=COOszo7wrJECFRGCGgodP27rfQ
I have no doubt that you will select a fetching pair to accompany your court Accoutrements which, I imagine, is in a fashion not entirely dissimilar to that proposed by Stuart and Francis at the Queens Council Website:
http://www.qccartoon.com/strips/extras/qc_dressup.jpg
I think we can all agree: there is no crisis so bad that we can’t take time off for shopping.
i wince at the prospect of using a high heel to exercise my pelvic muscle… would that give you a lawgasm? (sorry - somebody had to say it so i wanted to save everyone else)
Anymore jokes like that & I’ll get the spam filter to blacklist you.
I quite liked that joke…. mind you, I have just had two pints of Guiness to assist with my state of mind and wind down from a rather busy day and only had an hour and a half sleep last night.
it was a good joke… enjoyed it…
Now I am off to my futon to watch Master Chef… living life on the edge these days….
gosh, you non-existent qcs with part-time river haulage jobs sure know how to live (or be undying?) perhaps you could offer canapes on the boat - contract out the service; or are you a no-frills ferryline and people may get bumped if overbooked. i wouldn’t actually mind that myself - sit and watch the river flow, have a drink, try to work out who i was again…
did james joyce describe guinness as black as lethe?
do you care?
or liffey…