Geeklawyer has discovered his long lost evil twin sister. It is no surprise that it should be thus. As a physicist Geeklawyer can tell you that one of the most powerful attractive forces known to science is Filial Evil. Forget the Strong Force of Quantum Electrodynamics, that’s just bollocks by comparison. They came together through the comments section of this blog with only the weak repulsive force of spam filters to slow them down.
Who is she? Mrs Robinson a witty urbane and sinful copywriting Australian. Truly astonishing, truly bad. Hitherto Geeklawyer had only met one Australian with enough IQ points to tie his shoelaces: Mr Martin Keegan; and he had been educated in dear old Blighty.
Do read & subscribe to her blog since it is absolutely ripping: not as good as Geeklawyer’s of course, but that would be expecting a little too much.
Now if that bit of sucking up doesn’t get him a blowjob one day then she isn’t his sister after all.
Geeklawyer & Mrs Robinson’s lost child also found?: This terrific kid attempted to poison his own family because they pissed him off. What a great kid. He must be ours and we will reclaim him. And then train him. Had we raised him he would have succeed in his evil plan. And he would not only have gotten away with it but he’d have got the insurance money too.
I suppose I have no option after such praise but to get down on my knees. However, giving a man a blow job is an intimate act of giving, as intimate as say, knitting a man a scarf. Since you would not immediately expect me to provide you with a knitted woollen object after a few drinks,it would be wrong for me to give you a loving sisterly blowjob so soon.
Ideally, it is an intimate act of receiving, but yes I suppose it is. Just make it a handjob then.
So a blowjob from your sister would be a good result?
I thought I had problems.
No, you merely have idiosyncrasies.
problems…idiosyncracies…? bugger it all, if the name is anything to go by you have a bloody job - one up on me.
slowly, i am learning about the profession - boy meets girl, girl posts comment on boy’s blog, they discover they are related (and evil), boy demands blowjob/hand-knitted scarf (i like green, if you’re offering).
it’s like ’tis pity she’s a whore’ on legal aid.
Legal aid?!! Do you imagine someone like me would stoop to dealing with people who need ‘Legal Aid’? I am offended
This is a bit like reading Nuts magazine.
You’ll have to be more specific: I have never read Nuts magazine. Is it for squirrels? Or perhaps those devotees of homemade hazelnut spread?
Ok, we won’t need to have a conversation or even a drink then. And since I’m your sister I’ll know exactly how you like it.
http://www.nuts.co.uk/
‘Legal aid?!! Do you imagine someone like me would stoop to dealing with people who need ‘Legal Aid’? I am offended’
Exactly - that’s how bad it has got; glad you spotted the hugely subtle metaphor.
Geeklawyer, I cannot believe how sick and jealous these people are.
God, tell me about it. And they’re trying to make us look like pervs! Jeez.
Gl my little finger is more perverted than you.
Excellent tip, GL - I have added Ms Robinson’s blog to the daily blog-trawl and spent the last half an hour chuckling at the older posts. Particularly the one about the ‘20 things that the Ideal Man should have’ list. If I conformed to that list (and I’m not too far off, apart from being a bit short) I would be unlikely to go for the type of girl who considered such a list to be words to live by in any way.
So thanks again. This comment thread has provided a few laughs, too.
You Are Such A Boring Twat
The capitalisation is not needed. It is “You are such a boring twat.” Of course, you might be promoting your own brand of milkshake, then it would be correct but an odd sort of brand.
Darling Bro,
Don’t you hate it when the little people bleat? I compliment you on your restraint. I imagine you are following the maxim that I live by: Never take on anyone less intelligent than yourself as life is simply too short.
Peace