When faced with the inept decision of a court Geeklawyer often proposes the following remedy:
“Punch your opponent in the gut so that he doubles over in pain. Walk to his left ear. Unbutton your trousers and masturbate into his left ear until emission.”
This would have been his advice to Rockstar, the producers of violently controversial Manhunt 2, which was recently denied a saleable classification for it’s game thanks to a High Court decision upholding an appeal by the private self appointed guardians of our morals, the BBFC, declaring it unsaleable due to its graphic content.
The trouble is that masturbating into their left ear would merely result in sperm splattering over the shoes of nuns passing by the right ear, there being nothing to prevent it’s passage through the cranial cavity.
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