Comments on: It’s what fucking time?!

By: simply wondered

simply wondered — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:16:15 +0000

skiing - stick bits of wood on yer feet and point downhill - how hard can it be? and stupid posh (and wannabe) people do it - how much fun can it be?
see also golf.
mini-pup now!!!

By: lawminx

lawminx — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 18:11:35 +0000

(Like a Toyta Yaris)

By: Geeklawyer

Geeklawyer — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:06:03 +0000

Lucky cow - I have no friends with chalets - mooted buying one but I have insufficient money after snorting coke and going whoring. I mean, you know, priorities. I have promised myself a new car but I cannot decide between a old DB7, Ferrari or Porche.
In truth, I have no need for a car and all would be stupidly expensive to insure - so I may get something cheap and cheerful.

By: Geeklawyer

Geeklawyer — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:02:40 +0000

Charon dear fellow - Rioja is a tax write off - I think you need a better accountant.

By: Geeklawyer

Geeklawyer — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 15:57:51 +0000

If you mean who I think you mean then the bitch will say “yes”, let me get all excited and then change her mind

Only *I* am allowed to be the cunt in my relationships. I think that’s objectively reasonable, don’t you?

By: theladyrobinson

theladyrobinson — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 12:50:55 +0000

Ms R goes to Switzerland simply because that is where her best friend’s ex husband has a chalet that can easily sleep a mere 30 people. Strangely he is too busy making more money to use it. However Ms R is probably not as good as a skier as Geeklawyer having only returned to it after 15 years but loves it nonetheless. And you can even get laid when you’re there. Amazing.

By: Mary

Mary — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 12:42:44 +0000

you know who you must talk to

By: Geeklawyer

Geeklawyer — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 07:19:10 +0000

It has a couple of overgrown hills in Scotland - miserable things virtually useless for skiing. I need the Alps or Canada.

By: Charon QC

Charon QC — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 01:39:04 +0000

GL… assist me in my hour of need… can you remove the ‘not’ in the post above… where I state that famous people are ‘not’ going to have to send in their tax retunrs by post…

Yes… I know… need a trainee to find the typos… but I am a humane employer… I don’t employ anyone… carbon free, green, equal opportunity and, thereby, Health and Safety compliant… way to go… I have persuaded the Indian government to buy my negative carbon account.

as it happens… I do use a call centre in Kazakhstan… excellent service…. I phone them quite often to see how they are coping with Charon enquiries … I find it more amusing than watching “Never Mind the Buzzcocks”, “Antiques Road Show” and a lot more amusing than watching “Top Gear” repeats….

OK… the doctors have just come back and they are not happy to find me smoking in the intensive care ward…. a Health & Safety issue because of the Oxygen mask I am supposed to wear at all times…. lying on on my heavily bandaged chest while I smoke…

They did not pick up on the fact that I replaced the saline solution feed to my right arm with some rather good Tempranillo…. and, so far, I have not got MRSA or Eboli…. (as a result of my intervening in the post-op treatment).

I am confident of a full recovery….

By: Charon QC

Charon QC — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 01:24:58 +0000

Boring… very famous people are going to have to use the post / or a courier company to send in their tax returns and not as stated in my last piost…

What was the name of the firm that handles the post for HMRC… anyone remember?