Comments on: US Patent Office puts out like a crackwhore http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2008/01/17/us-patent-office-puts-out-like-a-crackwhore/ A barrister gossips & rants on intellectual property law, the legal system and civil liberties. Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:08:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: curlygirly http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2008/01/17/us-patent-office-puts-out-like-a-crackwhore/#comment-19168 curlygirly Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:12:34 +0000 http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2008/01/17/us-patent-office-puts-out-like-a-crackwhore/#comment-19168 Sorry to disappoint but I have ruled myself out of stalker infamy since my identity can easily be found online and indeed pictures of me in a bikini, due to popular demand from my male readers. No,I am merely here in an advisory capacity. Sorry to disappoint but I have ruled myself out of stalker infamy since my identity can easily be found online and indeed pictures of me in a bikini, due to popular demand from my male readers.

No,I am merely here in an advisory capacity.

]]> By: lawminx http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2008/01/17/us-patent-office-puts-out-like-a-crackwhore/#comment-19163 lawminx Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:39:35 +0000 http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2008/01/17/us-patent-office-puts-out-like-a-crackwhore/#comment-19163 The perfume of Oestrogen in this post is positively overpowering....... :shock: I am of the opinion, my dear GL, that you have acquired a veritable hareem of virtual ladies willing to vye for the official position of GeekStalker; such decisions as you have to make when bestowing this title, will call for an inordinate ammount of sensitivity and diplomacy.... oh dear...... The perfume of Oestrogen in this post is positively overpowering……. :shock:
I am of the opinion, my dear GL, that you have acquired a veritable hareem of virtual ladies willing to vye for the official position of GeekStalker; such decisions as you have to make when bestowing this title, will call for an inordinate ammount of sensitivity and diplomacy…. oh dear……

]]> By: curlygirly http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2008/01/17/us-patent-office-puts-out-like-a-crackwhore/#comment-19150 curlygirly Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:21:41 +0000 http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2008/01/17/us-patent-office-puts-out-like-a-crackwhore/#comment-19150 I am far too easily bored to either nag or be neurotic. In the event that you should bore me (and I hope that will not happen for some time) I am more likely to be the one who wanders off from the party to talk to the strange man with the dark eyes out the back. CurlyGirly was a copywriter in the glamorous eighties and did her best to offend Advertising bodies but it did not work. Still she did get to write cigarette and alcohol ads which we all know are directed at minors. I am far too easily bored to either nag or be neurotic. In the event that you should bore me (and I hope that will not happen for some time) I am more likely to be the one who wanders off from the party to talk to the strange man with the dark eyes out the back.

CurlyGirly was a copywriter in the glamorous eighties and did her best to offend Advertising bodies but it did not work. Still she did get to write cigarette and alcohol ads which we all know are directed at minors.

]]> By: Geeklawyer http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2008/01/17/us-patent-office-puts-out-like-a-crackwhore/#comment-19149 Geeklawyer Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:11:34 +0000 http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2008/01/17/us-patent-office-puts-out-like-a-crackwhore/#comment-19149 My experience is that the ASA couldn't find their arse if you gave them a copy of Gray's Anatomy. My experience is that the ASA couldn’t find their arse if you gave them a copy of Gray’s Anatomy.

]]> By: Geeklawyer http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2008/01/17/us-patent-office-puts-out-like-a-crackwhore/#comment-19148 Geeklawyer Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:07:44 +0000 http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2008/01/17/us-patent-office-puts-out-like-a-crackwhore/#comment-19148 If it makes you feel any better curlygirly/Mrs Robinson also hails from the Antipodes. There is always room in Geeklawyer's life for weird women, indeed a new vacancy has arisen - but can you nag as well as be neurotic? If it makes you feel any better curlygirly/Mrs Robinson also hails from the Antipodes.
There is always room in Geeklawyer’s life for weird women, indeed a new vacancy has arisen - but can you nag as well as be neurotic?

]]> By: curlygirly http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2008/01/17/us-patent-office-puts-out-like-a-crackwhore/#comment-19146 curlygirly Mon, 21 Jan 2008 13:56:04 +0000 http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2008/01/17/us-patent-office-puts-out-like-a-crackwhore/#comment-19146 Sorry Stalker Lady, did not mean to take your livelihood away. Having stumbled on this blog via BabyBarista I was so shocked to such find such perverse filth I joined in. Nonetheless, I shall have to report him to Advertising Standards since he is not the Geeklawyer I expected. Sorry Stalker Lady, did not mean to take your livelihood away. Having stumbled on this blog via BabyBarista I was so shocked to such find such perverse filth I joined in. Nonetheless, I shall have to report him to Advertising Standards since he is not the Geeklawyer I expected.

]]> By: juxtajazz http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2008/01/17/us-patent-office-puts-out-like-a-crackwhore/#comment-19144 juxtajazz Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:22:36 +0000 http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2008/01/17/us-patent-office-puts-out-like-a-crackwhore/#comment-19144 As a stalker I feel it my duty to comment in an odd and slightly disturbing manner, time permitting, to the bog of my darling victim Geeky. You bunch of silly and sadly not depraved nerdlings have left me little room for creepiness, what with your talk of HM, bondage, apostrophes and social conventions. My job (as usual) has been done for me. As a stalker I feel it my duty to comment in an odd and slightly disturbing manner, time permitting, to the bog of my darling victim Geeky. You bunch of silly and sadly not depraved nerdlings have left me little room for creepiness, what with your talk of HM, bondage, apostrophes and social conventions. My job (as usual) has been done for me.

]]> By: Charon QC http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2008/01/17/us-patent-office-puts-out-like-a-crackwhore/#comment-19142 Charon QC Sun, 20 Jan 2008 19:14:49 +0000 http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2008/01/17/us-patent-office-puts-out-like-a-crackwhore/#comment-19142 The NHS don't want any of my organs... had a text message from The Chief Medical Officer's office... but... they did leave the door open and said I could apply again next year. This is, on a drizzly Sunday evening in West London, rather depressing. I want to do something for my country. I am now going to settle down and re-read a book on The Concept of Law... edifying... I need a bit of edifying this weekend... as I used to say to my students before they took their exams.... 'keep a positivist attitude'. One could always tell the likely fail candidates from their puzzled looks. I may take a glass of the fruit of the vine... as I flick casually through a book on Roman Law.... always at hand, by my bedside... By the way.... has anyone ever drunk Gin & Dubonnet? Apparently HM The Queen drinks it - as did her Mother, apparently. The NHS don’t want any of my organs… had a text message from The Chief Medical Officer’s office… but… they did leave the door open and said I could apply again next year.

This is, on a drizzly Sunday evening in West London, rather depressing. I want to do something for my country.

I am now going to settle down and re-read a book on The Concept of Law… edifying… I need a bit of edifying this weekend… as I used to say to my students before they took their exams…. ‘keep a positivist attitude’.

One could always tell the likely fail candidates from their puzzled looks.

I may take a glass of the fruit of the vine… as I flick casually through a book on Roman Law…. always at hand, by my bedside…

By the way…. has anyone ever drunk Gin & Dubonnet? Apparently HM The Queen drinks it - as did her Mother, apparently.

]]> By: Geeklawyer http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2008/01/17/us-patent-office-puts-out-like-a-crackwhore/#comment-19141 Geeklawyer Sun, 20 Jan 2008 15:45:57 +0000 http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2008/01/17/us-patent-office-puts-out-like-a-crackwhore/#comment-19141 ahem guilty of apostrophe abuse. What would this blog be without alcohol? Is there nothing it can't do? ahem guilty of apostrophe abuse.

What would this blog be without alcohol? Is there nothing it can’t do?

]]> By: curlygirly http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2008/01/17/us-patent-office-puts-out-like-a-crackwhore/#comment-19140 curlygirly Sun, 20 Jan 2008 15:22:31 +0000 http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2008/01/17/us-patent-office-puts-out-like-a-crackwhore/#comment-19140 Yes but at least I am here to tell you that there is no apostrophe in blogs. People pay me for that advice. Not like they pay you but they pay. Je m'excuse. I came back to see if the spam filter had defeated me in the afternoon and was happily drunk so decided to pick up on a less important facet of the blog. Yes but at least I am here to tell you that there is no apostrophe in blogs. People pay me for that advice. Not like they pay you but they pay.

Je m’excuse. I came back to see if the spam filter had defeated me in the afternoon and was happily drunk so decided to pick up on a less important facet of the blog.

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