Sleazebag Blair - corruption finally pays off

It is rumoured that Sleazy Tony was a bit miffed that he wasn’t as rich as he felt he deserved to be. Supposedly his heroic self-sacrifice in giving up a failed career at the Bar and suffering the indignity of living off his QC wife’s earnings and reputation wasn’t truly recompensed by his public salary.

His plan then became to use the Labour party to develop a post prime ministerial career by changing it’s policies to whatever was expedient and sucking off any helpful US president.

It looks like the plan paid off: JP Morgan are paying him a million a year (part-time only, obviously). In addition he is getting half a million for speeches and ‘consultancy’ work, plus £5.8 million for a book.

Nice. Shame about the hundreds of thousands of Iraqi civilians murdered, the hundreds of British troops killed and the civil liberties destroyed but, hey, you can’t make an omelet without cracking voters.

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Comment by moon23
2008-01-14 10:38:41

I generally dislike Christianity for it’s promotion of all that is week an enfeeble. It’s denial of the spiritual essence of earthly pleasure, it’s hatred of trance dance and the exotic erotic. All this is bad news… what is even more bad news is hypocritical shit heads like blair who don’t even bother to stick to the rules (Matthew 19:16-30). Not even capable to hanging onto the begruding respect I have to give to Christians who actually act in accordance of their religion, this shit wank is capable only of trotting out god to justify the most barbaric and misguided of decisions. I hope only that a seed of doubt grows in his mind to torment him with his dying breath and that he dies in fear of his own hell.

 
2008-01-14 12:57:14

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Comment by Ms Robinson
2008-01-14 13:31:03

Yes but unlike Clinton and Sarkozy, Tony never got the babes so all he’s got is the money. I suspect he’s like a hostess at a gentleman’s club for JP Morgan since he’s economically illiterate and his adventures in office show he has no knowledge of geopolitics.

 
Comment by Ms Robinson
2008-01-14 14:45:54

Oh dear, wasn’t I amusing enough? I seem to have been deleted and now no longer exist. I shall scurry off.

Comment by Geeklawyer
2008-01-14 15:57:46

I would like to apologise for an overactive spam filter. It clearly lacks taste.

 
 
Comment by Charon QC
2008-01-14 18:57:19

It has been said that JP Morgan are unlikely to know less about world affairs than Tony Blair…

BUT… should we not rejoice in the fact that a former British Prime Minister will not, now, need to be supported by the taxpayers any longer - as he has been for over a decade.

Are you going to be drinking Mead tonight? I ask only, because I have decided to be spiritual tonight and drink water and eat nothing but bread. I may even meditate…

Comment by Geeklawyer
2008-01-14 19:17:21

Water?! Dear Lord. I have booked you into the Princess Alexandria hospital and arranged a private ambulance to be sent immediately since you are clearly very ill.

 
 
Comment by james c
2008-01-14 21:57:25

Would it be too much to ask that someone films Tony at one of his JP Morgan soirees and posts it on youtube?

 
Comment by Charon QC
2008-01-14 22:39:32

Thanks for sending the private ambulance GL. They arrived in the nick of time. They had a large dog with a barrel strapped to his neck… out of which flowed pure nectar… Rioja. It was good.

 
Comment by Charon QC
2008-01-14 22:41:01

Sorry for not nesting my response…to your post The private ambulance had two dogs… and the second barrel was even better…

 
2008-02-03 22:57:47

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