Comments on: Why do these people hate democracy?

By: simply wondered

simply wondered — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:18:12 +0000

‘We will have perverted sex in a moment’ - i used to have that problem - my advice is to relax and let it happen - or you can get creams for it you know.

By: moon23

moon23 — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:23:51 +0000

Well I think we can summarize from the number of comments that we would all rather talk about sex then anything related to law or interlectual property right, or human rights. Yay fo us

By: Geeklawyer

Geeklawyer — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 18:09:07 +0000

I have as much sexual interest in Steven as I do you, or anyone else with male genitalia.
Homosexuality is a sickening sexual and moral aberration in the eyes of God.

By: james c

james c — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:55:32 +0000

My Dear Geek,

Surely you would have enough time for your blog while the young lady is making you a cup of tea?

As for your other comments:I am not sure that the post with the names of the French philosophers was in English (surely it was in Sokal) and the less we hear of your public school experiences, the better (unless anyone famous was involved).

By: Ms Robinson

Ms Robinson — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:11:41 +0000

Oh Geek Lawyer I blame the sex bloggers. They not only talk about sex (it is not done for a woman to mention more than two of her threesomes during dinner), they demand it before a man has offered. No etiquette.

Ms R.

By: Ms Robinson

Ms Robinson — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:07:55 +0000

Oh I blame sex bloggers Geek Lawyer. Us Women of Experience would never think to talk about our threesomes. Now young girls seem to think they can not only blog about sex but that they can demand it before being asked.

RE: Polish au pairs. See, Capitalism is not always A Good Thing. Repress them and they’re so grateful they’ll be down on their knees before you know it.

You may call me Lady Robinson, Geek Lawyer or Milady as some seem to prefer.

By: moon23

moon23 — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:05:42 +0000

Dear Lawminx,

On occasions where I have had the good fortunate to enjoy an evening of drink with aforementioned geek my observations are as such.

i. Ability to balance is lost rather quickly, a swaying at the bar is visibly noticeable after about three or four pints of cider. Although to his credit his wit and mental faculties for conversation continue. I conclude that his physical motor-coordination is susceptible to mishap. I bring the ‘Broken Finger’ at Harry’s House and Dancing as Otley as examples.

ii. Geek is just as susceptible to sleep when drunk as any man. On occasions this has resulted in train stops being missed and long walks home.

iii.
Geek is no Greek, despite what google may suggest.

By: Geeklawyer

Geeklawyer — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:54:15 +0000

Sadly Auntie Robertson modern girls are longer taught the impeccable manners of our age. The “thank you” note has fallen to the same trends that mean politics is now discussed front of ladies; the blank refusal of purveyors of gasoline distillate to clean my automobile windscreen when I refill, or of Fortnums not carrying my goods to the Hansom cab.

In my day my father’s maid would curtsy after performing oral sex on him - and then she would go off clean the scullery. Nowadays? try getting your Polish au-pair to do that.

By: lawminx

lawminx — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 14:47:40 +0000

My Dear Geek,

I fear that you adopt the classic stance of a one who cannot accept that comment made by a female such as myself as to sexual prowess of the male of the species can never have scaled the heights of sexual ecstacy because,in all honesty, said female has never had , in your eyes, the great good fortune to encounter yourself during the course of one of those time honnoured drink and drug riddled occaisions known as a Night On The Town. It is sufficient to say that, unless possessed of the the Prowess of a Greek God and an Anatomy not dissimilar to Charlie the Horse , I would continue to suggest that, under the influence of various chemicals, the male of the species is as nowhere near capable of attending to the needs of his female companion as he has led himself to believe…..

By: Ms Robinson

Ms Robinson — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:10:54 +0000

Ms R regrets to inform you that she is anything but matronly. However she understands that public school boys in England tend to have these boarding school, fantasies.

She digresses: Ms R would of course tell young Sally/Sandra/Emma/Miranda exactly as you suggest but would not hug her. She would admonish her for not writing Geek Lawyer a thank you note.