Geeklawyer is, some will be disappointed to hear, alive & kicking.
He had to go into hiding after having renamed his motorcycle “The Terrible and Inexorable Wrath of Yaweh” failing to realise it was sinful. Now gangs of irate fellows with dreadlocks and skull caps have been throwing matzah balls at his windows. Pathetic. At least muslims know how to do death threats.
A podcast draws near.
No need, you have, naturally now been damnned to all eternity, and will now inexplicably find diesel in your motorbike when you thought you had put in petrol etc. In the next life you will be conisigned to an eternity of carrying Ruthies bags in the great courtroom in the sky…
I’ve carried you bags in court to humour you (& only for the ‘perks’), frankly how do I get to be a cockroach in the next life instead being a bag-carrier?
GL… the answer to your cockroach question depends on the next religion you have a pop at
I’m quite partial to Roman gods myself… Bacchus, of course, and… in time time… Pluto.
Yea - it’ll be that fat bastard Buddha.
PS… Prosperpine sends her love….
huh?
You may find this website useful… safe for work and family viewing…
http://gwydir.demon.co.uk/jo/roman/pluto.htm
Don’t worry GL… I am on drugs… legal ones… prescribed a by a doctor… pain killers.
I’m not sure that I should have had a glass of rioja to wash them down.
You were lucky - I know people whose kneidlach can cause gbh. But you’ve done it now. A Jewish Mama squad has been despatched. They know where you live. By tonight you will feel so guilty that you will commit suicide.
Pfff - I’ve dated Ruthie and survived. You can’t possibly believe that even they’d inflict more guilt than she.
You talk of kneidlach on one of my fasting days? That’s thoughtless. Kneidlach mmmm…
Meh…. Pan has taught me that after a few hundread cycles you grow to love Samsara.
Geek,
I fear you misunderstand. Matzah balls are indeed deadly, but only when eaten.
Hey!!! There are far too many italics in this comment. You are VM or MysteryQC aren’t you? Just how many frickin’ aliases do you use?
Of course I am not VM.
My comment made sense, did it not?
I have been learning VM’s language, but there was no need to inflict it on you.
I apologise unreservedly.
James,
I have read your comments to VM on her homepage and I detect here a cunning double bluff. What is your name?