cheap xmas presents

Geeklawyer had been wondering what to buy his numerous mistresses for xmas. His American Heiress gets his portrait ,Rebecca gets a sample of his bodily fluids, and Ruthie? Since she’s been a pain in the ass she gets a cheap present.

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Comment by juxtajazz
2007-11-25 10:12:52

What of your faithful stalker, prey tell, what mysterious and beautiful gifts will you bestow upon her?

p.s.. We have a new prime minister, oh my lord what a stupid little tosser! What of the “People vote for tall men” studies?! What of those, damnation! Two stupid little turds in a row, and I thought Americans were stupid.

Oh Geeky, you so rock my world.

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Comment by Geeklawyer
2007-11-25 10:55:28

Hi stalker! It’s a bit difficult to know what to buy a loony. Perhaps I shouldn’t buy you anything since it will, will it not?, merely encourage you and make you more obsessed and deranged. On the other hand I don’t want to be mean. Perhaps I could buy you a hunting knife?

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Comment by Ruthie
2007-11-25 17:47:03

Pff, VM has already bought me one of those. Goodness can’t you think of something original?

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Comment by Geeklawyer
2007-11-25 18:21:30

What?! Expensive and original? I spoil you.

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Comment by simply wondered
2007-11-28 16:23:13

if you want a cheap present for your new and unwanted poster how about a pupillage ye tight git?
oh… merry christmas.

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Comment by Geeklawyer
2007-11-28 20:08:44

Oh all right, don’t nag. did you want a first six or a 12 & would you like funding with that?

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Comment by simply wondered
2007-11-29 17:12:44

oh pray don’t worry about the funding - i can pay for my bvc and live off fresh air! my kids don’t need shoes.

YEAH RIGHT!!!! ‘fraid i’m rather attached to both my kidneys so you better hope that comes with funding, pal.

and i want it in london and it has to be socially acceptable - none of yer chancery shite.
santa claus is comin’ to town.

oh yes - i almost forgot…
please

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