Comments on: It’s not art - it’s a willy and it scares me http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2007/11/22/its-not-art-its-a-willy-and-it-scares-me/ A barrister gossips & rants on intellectual property law, the legal system and civil liberties. Wed, 03 Dec 2008 21:24:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: moon23 http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2007/11/22/its-not-art-its-a-willy-and-it-scares-me/#comment-18483 moon23 Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:17:14 +0000 http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2007/11/22/its-not-art-its-a-willy-and-it-scares-me/#comment-18483 I don't mind the idea of culture police going around and removing offensive items. The problem is merely a lack of taste amongst the class background of most of these police. Being an egalitarian I do think that these thick tasteless police monkeys can learn given the appropriate time and training. Only then once perfected these champions of culture can be let lose to reform our degenerate society. A society that has been soiled by the capitalist free market pandering to the poor tastes of the masses. Here are a few ideas: Woolworths will be transformed, the pick and mix section will be replaced by an olive bar. Eating in the street will be outlawed All recorded music will be banned, allowing only live performances. Vulgarism, such as spitting or chewing gum will be punishable with anti-cultured behavior orders. Redtop newspapers, Celebrity magazines, Books on the Richard and Judy recommendation list and Jamie Oliver will be burnt on a bonfire. ITV will be banned Advertising will be banned, and laws will be past about what public art can be displayed in public. All non-organic Christmas decorations will be outlawed There will be a strict code on garden ornaments displayed in front gardens. No Gnomes, Plastic hedgehogs etc. Ringtones will be restricted to an approved list e.g. The Magic flute, some folk tunes, or traditional ringing sound of a 1930s phone. I don’t mind the idea of culture police going around and removing offensive items. The problem is merely a lack of taste amongst the class background of most of these police. Being an egalitarian I do think that these thick tasteless police monkeys can learn given the appropriate time and training. Only then once perfected these champions of culture can be let lose to reform our degenerate society. A society that has been soiled by the capitalist free market pandering to the poor tastes of the masses.

Here are a few ideas:

Woolworths will be transformed, the pick and mix section will be replaced by an olive bar.

Eating in the street will be outlawed

All recorded music will be banned, allowing only live performances.

Vulgarism, such as spitting or chewing gum will be punishable with anti-cultured behavior orders.

Redtop newspapers, Celebrity magazines, Books on the Richard and Judy recommendation list and Jamie Oliver will be burnt on a bonfire.

ITV will be banned

Advertising will be banned, and laws will be past about what public art can be displayed in public.

All non-organic Christmas decorations will be outlawed

There will be a strict code on garden ornaments displayed in front gardens. No Gnomes, Plastic hedgehogs etc.

Ringtones will be restricted to an approved list e.g. The Magic flute, some folk tunes, or traditional ringing sound of a 1930s phone.

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