Pavarotti’s death was terrible: a great singer lost to his art. But nonetheless a punter of Geeklawyer’s sent him some dreadfully distasteful humour that caused much offence. He repeats it here solely so that you are forewarned and not as shocked and offended as Geeklawyer was.
- Elton John is taking over from Pavarotti in three tenors. They will be called two tenors and a nine bob note.
- Pavarotti’s wife on TV she looked like she lost a tenor and found a quid.
- Pavarotti’s wife got a great price on the coffin — it only cost her a tenor.
Disgraceful & quite uncalled for. Thanks heavens he didn’t do sick Dianna jokes, that would have been too much to bear.
Your client is clearly a sick man and needs help. I volunteer to help. I’ll help like this …
What’s the difference between Madeline McCann and pope John Paul II?
The pope died a virgin.
I’ve given your IP address to the police, you’ll get what you deserve.
Some wretch send me this via text message:
Not funny. Just unpleasant. Please stop.
YUK.
I hear the French are trying to get back into the people carrier market with a new Super mini which can carry two adults and four children in the main section with one spare in the boot, there going to call it the Renault McCann.
Without prejudice
I stumbled across this site and in my opinion geeklawyer seems to be a little piece of detritous with an overblown, self righteous attitude. My allah, god, simba. Even Hitler enjoyed a joke but not this arsewipe.
As I said, without prejudice. Maybe you will have your name on Holy Moly. Did you notice I gave that a capital. They deserve it but I think you don’t.
Thanks ‘Me’ terrific comment: it would have been better IF IT HAD ALL BEEN IN CAPITALS and, ideally, in a green font. And talking of proper nouns, shouldn’t allah god and simba be capitalised as well?
I assume you once met a lawyer at a party and hence the odd use of ‘Without Prejudice’?
I agree with you: too many people harp on about Hitler’s bad side. What about Hitler the party animal and amateur stand-up comedian?
Anyway, thanks for dropping by. I hope the Lithium pills kick in soon.
I can’t believe no-one has yet objected to the tenor of these comments…
Talking of singers, I always treasure what Sir Paul McCartney told me. He said he had given Heather a plane for Christmas — and a razor for her other leg.