An idiot defendant was pissed off that he got 30 months instead of 24 for a forgery offence. So what do you do? If you’re a moron you try to hire the judge to kill the prosecutor, for $5k. And if he refuses you try to hire your defence attorney to kill the judge.
The first choice is just idiotic: $5k for a judge is chump change, you’d need to add a couple of zero’s. The second choice of defence attorney was just bad luck: he got a lawyer with a conscience. Weird. If he’d got Geeklawyer he’d have been fine, but the price would been $5k for the meeting where we discussed the hit. The commission would have been $500k.
Geeklawyer wouldn’t do it himself, but he knows a nasty little man called Pedro, from Columbia, who’s just a plane ride away.
An extra 25 years to life is the penalty for lacking ‘business‘ contacts.
Fella, it’s not too late, email me. K?
That phrase...
Maybe he could start networking on facebook, congoo or myspace.
Yea, Facebook would be it: “I want a hitman to whack a judge”