DNA everyone? Yes say police. Erm, OK *nearly* everyone

Well yea, DNA can be useful it’s true. We could catch more one-off and long-period crimes if we DNA’d everyone in the world. Or at least the UK. Our cops like to go for a nice easy populist solution and most governments, Blair’s certainly, and perhaps Browns (?) likewise. So the proposal to DNA sample anyone who drops litter parks illegally or “looks a bit funny”, just in case, seems like a bit of a no brainer.

Hence the opinions of our ‘no brain’ constabulary (and, remember here, that Geeklawyer’s brother is a member of the Metropolitan Filth and knows whereof he speaks) who always like lots of powers ‘cos they may just ‘be of some use‘.

Recent news reports have it that our useless filth want to have the power to keep DNA of everyone, including even those who ask them the time - ‘just in case’; and they support it on the contention that no-one who comes to the police’s attention can be truly ‘innocent’. If they were, goes the reasoning, then they wouldn’t have done so in the first place and this means that they may have criminal tendencies, latent or otherwise.

This is a fair argument. Geeklawyer has dropped litter it’s true. And has gotten away with it. As a result, he has been encouraged to commit a string of rapes in his area, four murders and two incidents of non-reporting of taxable income. Had the police had the power to DNA test him when he asked the way to the town hall last week then this egregious tale of pecuniary malfeasance and sexual carnage could have been stopped in its tracks. All you civil liberties do gooders are responsible for the suffering that Geeklawyer caused.
If only everyone in the UK were DNA sampled, how much crime could we detect? If only everyone in the UK could have a GPS tracking and audio monitoring tool installed in their heads, how much suffering of innocents could we prevent? And how many falsely accused innocent people could we provide alibis for? Frankly, it’s a criminal dereliction of duty not to tag and DNA sample everyone on the planet.

By which Geeklawyer means, of course, everyone but politicians.

Because it seems that while DNA sampling is routine in all recordable offences, including attempts to pervert and corrupt democracy in the UK, not everyone is subject to this indignity. Ruth Turner and Lord Levy who were recently arrested in connection with alleged attempts to secure knighthoods in exchange for donations to Neo-Labour (which they were they claim ‘innocent’ of) were not DNA tested it seems; not in the same way we lesser people would have been.

The Metropolitan Filth said that “taking DNA does not happen in every case”.

No, indeed. And least of all in a case where you are a sleazy corrupt member of the government.

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