On the one hand decency requires me to help him as you say, on the other hand a loony judge in the Strand has comic potential. And the next time I may be speaking.

As you have made it clear that you were not actually speaking when this traumatic incident occurred, it seems to me that your Judge is probably sick. You must contact him immediately and insist that he seeks appropriate medical attention.

It sounds as if he has a psychiatric condition, but it may equally be tardive dyskensia. For Heaven’s sake, act at once!

I have decided to become a gay. And a rubbish collector. That should keep me safe from this hideous prospect.

And if that fails I am preparing some ground glass to swallow. It will be a slow painful way to die, but in relative terms painless and swift.

Ruthie was confident when she made this promise that there was more chance of Menzies Campbell winning the next general election, than such an event coming to pass, but this recent court activity is worrying.

(P.S. If you are the head of the tenancy committee at 8 New Square I can’t even afford to bribe you not to do it.)

Incidentally in the event that Geeklawyers blog ever becomes a full length motion picture, the “Geeklawyer in the Star Chamber” scene should be good…