Ever wanted to construct a rational justification for eating non-eco ‘Dolphin Safe (TM)’ Tuna?
Geeklawyer is happy to oblige: it seems that dolphins are bunch of perverts. If you have sex in front of them in your plexi-glass mini-sub they get excited and bang their beaks on the window.
Still, it could be worse they could start jerking off - eeeeewww
Geeklawyer is definitely gonna sell his mini-sub now. Well, one of them anyway.
As I...
It must be hard being rich and having to put up with these kinds of problems.
A simple solution would be to get John prescott to have a session down there first. He could act like a kind of sub-aquatic sexy scarecrow… Dolphins will soon be throwing themselves into the tuna nets…