Ruthie has been in a world of pain for the last couple of weeks drafting schedules, which when the trial preparation jobs are dished out is surely the shortest and shittiest stick to get. However Ruthie, unlike Geeklawyer, accepts that her place in universe means that such tasks are on occassion unavoidable, and serve to balance out the bad karma from all the bad things she did in a previous life.
Unfortunately rather than getting down to the job with a whistle, the pain of the job means that Ruthie finds every excuse to engage in displacement activity: making cups of coffee, colour coding her files etc etc, which only extends the pain and makes the job last ten times longer than it should.
Still all things come to an end, even schedules, and to celebrate Ruthie took herself off to a motorcycle track day. Ruthie tends not to ride in groups, and when she does she likes rallies where she only has to ride very very slowly, becuase the hideous truth is this: Ruthie is afraid to ride fast.
But readers, the marvellous people at the California Superbike School have now put an end to Ruthie’s terror. After a few laps round Snetterton race track, Ruthie is now bombing down the lanes like Valentino Rossi. Just with a slightly less cool bike.
Only problem: remembering the roads unlike the track, contain oncoming traffic.
Hopefully we can now have sex more often
Indeed, and we can also tiptoe through the tulips, ride the skytrain to Babylon and have a champagne supernova…
I am amused at your confessions of procrastination: how many times have you battered me fr this & bought me books on how to avoid it when you have been guilty of the self same sin?
Maybe I just wrote about it to make me seem normal and human for the readers when in fact I am a legal machine…
Oh how I wish you were joking!
But Geeklawyer, in order to procrastinate, you first have to have some work…
I suppose you know think you are some hotshot speed demon who can whump me? No. You cannot.
Genuinely impressed, Ruthie — try Ron Haslam next — Donnington.