There are moments of sexual pleasure that arrive unbidden and unexpected. That makes their impact and effect all the more surprising and thrilling. Politics would not normally be a topic causing Geeklawyer to ejaculate instantly spontaneously and without warning or the opportunity for preparation.
Imagine, then, the 2pm client conference in chambers: punter 'A' wanders into the conference room attended by nobby solicitors (well. OK 'nobby' & solicitors don't normally go together).
The chav clerk wanders into room and whispers "sir might wish to see the news: Blair is giving his last speech in Parliament". You have, one imagines, seen it: it is a "where where you when Kennedy has his brain-ectomy" moment. Heavens, Blair is nearly in tears at the dispatch box; "that's it, that's the last question I'll deal with (sniffle sob sob)" - or words to that effect.
Geeklawyer swears that he developed a raging hard-on and an urgent and immediate desire to see Ruthie for relief. Sadly Geeklawyer's punter had to be satisfied before he was. Perhaps it wasn't so bad: the client, who Geeklawyer believed could see his hard-on, might well have assumed he was ultra-motivated by the case in hand. Punters are often a bit dim really.
The last time Geeklawyer felt such a sick and guilty pleasure was when Margaret "The Whore" Thatcher was ejected from Downing Street with a display of gloriously public unquenchable wracked inconsolable tortured despairing tears. Oh heavens, the mere thought even now brings Geeklawyer to a shivering involuntary sapping emission.
Excuse him, but Geeklawyer must find some Kleenex.
You are truly disgusting at times. I wonder why I talk to you...
Yes, I woke up this morning and thought he is gone. It was akin to that feeling as a child when you awake on the first day of the school holliday. Oh but it's not just Blair, yes Prescott has gone too and so has Hewitt, Reid and Beckett.
Now there is a politican who appears to think in a rational manner, who isn't obssed with spin. I was listerning to the radio last night and these plebs were talking about who they preferrred Cameron or Brown. Most people they spoke to tended to prefer Cameron for vapid reasons like 'he seems nice', 'has nice hair' blah blah...
Oh and Cherie we won't fucking miss you ever you
You know, I think I really could have lived without all of the mental images there ... people being aroused by Blair, geeklawyer being aroused at all ... no, honestly, not a kind thing to put in my RSS feeds!!
On the other hand: hurrah, the bugger's gone!!
*ew*
What !? Can I help it if all you people have vivid imaginations ?