Ruthie is pleased to announce her new website (warning: not safe for work) which offers quality erotic literature relating to motorcycles rugby and sex. Please join and enjoy. If it works out she will be able to leave behind the drudge of evidence bundles.
That phrase...
This site is nothing to do with me. Although can’t help wondering if someone is cashing in on my name as it moved up the Google rankings… Shame I didn’t think of it first. Still I’m sure that writing erotic fiction for a job gets as dull as writing case summaries if you have to do it everyday…
How about erotic case summaries? Quite a niche market I suspect, but probably very little competition.
Oh dear I feel another competition coming on …
Hmm, I think we should extract a referral fee from this site given the number of hits they are doubtless now getting off the back of this blog..
In the days when I routinely did general crime I used to have to listen to numerous accounts of exotic/unusual/criminal sexual activities, and whilst it might appeal to some people I can assure you there is absolutely nothing erotic about sitting in a police station listening to an account of who did what to whom and where.
Makes I wonder if there’s any significance in the ‘posted in ruthie’ line under this post…..
Therein lies the challenge.
Ha. Many have tried, few have suceeded…
But before he suggests it..
No GL this will not be the next blog competition…
the odd thing is, I can’t access the website. GL, have you done something with it?
It’s probably crashed under the weight of traffic…
1,000 hits from GL alone
maybe there is a filth filter.
As an employment lawyer - mindful of the recent brouhaha over people looking at indecent images at work, not to mention the usual extreme libertarian rantings of the IoD - I found myself assailed by images when I clicked onthe link which I would not wish to have to defend in a tribunal for a client let alone oneself in a disciplinary.
I demand satisfaction - [metaphorical swipe of cycle gauntlet across face]
Oh dear GL, you’ve rattled all their cages now. Lets face it, its hard to stay focused on drafting contract terms at the best of times. And what with the sun shining etc… If I were you I’d stick to legal commentary from now on, unless you want to be a service provider.
If you have read some of the stories I imagine you have the means of satisfaction in your own hands by now …
In fact on reflection I should have tagged this as ‘not safe for work’ - NSFW
This is so obviously a rip off of Ruthie’s good name and character. There are no links to those excesses and perversions
that have been bandied about on this blog that we have all come to know so well.
Where is the pink link, the leather blather, the biker hike, the SM links on the best way to use spoons, the hats…
They abuse her name by theft and then do not follow it up with the praise worthy of an advocate whose worldly skills are forever praised on what is, despite GL attemps to retain control - Ruthie’s blog. He clearly worships at the (perhaps stilletoe clad) feet of this towering intellect who manages to control him across the ether with her womanly charms and promises of allowing him certain favours, perhaps to fix her computer, or to cross dress by wearing pink leather, though quite how he expects to don and fill her shapely clothes as well as she does and to still believe, after looking in the mirror, that barristers are superior to solicitor advocates is a mystery to me.
I dream on
Heh heh.
Alex, got any more application forms for the Ruthie fan club?
Alex isn’t a member. In fact the member is you - MinorJunior having now left
you assume I am not a member of the Ruthie Fan Club.
Did not all of us clamour quite incessantly to get Ruthie to podcast?
Hardly a clamour: more an indifferent “yea, k, why not?”
You cannot be loyal to two master Mary.
Excellent. Good to have some girl members of the Ruthie fan club. Alex: get more forms, and put the prices up since its getting more popular.
I think you’ve been sniffing carpet cleaner. That or reading too much 6th form poetry
Which one on that front page is ruthie?
And is the pic of the guy what geeklawyer really looks like?
The girl masturbating instead of working on her laptop looks most like Ruthie. I am much better looking and hunkier than that guy: it explains my power to enslave Ruthie and mould her to my will.
I notice the post on Ruthie’s new Blog has disappeared.
Yes, the power struggle goes on.
You noticed. He had a sulk cos I hadn’t put this site on the blogroll , and he was afraid that I was embarrassed to be associated with him. I am of course embarrassed to be associated with him, but am now philosophical about it on the basis being seen next to him just makes me look better.
Blimey, 26 comments on this topic so far - I can’t wait to make my millions from the Ruthie Calendar 2008.
As it is, will have to make my money from the calendar if the law firm sacks me for going to the site linked to by pervy Geek Lawyer…