Following Ruthie’s bragging at the conference to the effect that she ‘made’ the site by her popularity Geeklawyer noticed that the 9th ranking for exit pages is ‘about Ruthie’. That is, people read that page and depart in haste never to return 
9 260 0.16% 66 0.38% /about-ruthie/
On the upside (for Ruthie if not Geeklawyer) is that there was a large spike in traffic to the website from a certain domain:
15 985 0.61% 980 0.80% 25487 1.24% 18 0.10% mail.hullmcguire.com
The speculation is that this related to Dan Hull emailing recent photos of Ruthie around his firm which is reported to have caused a frisson of interest. Being the Nazi tyrant that he is one imagines that he will sack any associate spotted looking at this site from a work computer rather than their home machines (assuming that is that the poor blighters ever get to go home earlier than 3am and thus have time to look at a computer). Geeklawyer expects a court order at any moment to surrender the web logs to Dan so that he can locate the offending IPs of employees in order to whip and dismiss them.
If any disgruntled HullMcguire wage slave want to dish the dirt on Dan to Geeklawyer he is only too willing to conspire with them in a breach of confidence/contract/whatever. Remember boys and girls: use a proxy web server or disposable email address to contact us
And since sex sells perhaps it is time to release the appalling sickening deviant Geeklawyer & Ruthie private videos. Didn’t do Pamela Anderson any harm …
Geeklawyer: please dont upset Dan, I’m hoping to persuade him to host “international law blog 2008″ in California.
Oooh. Blackmail. You are saying: “let me flirt with Dan and don’t destroy him like you did MinorJunior & you may get to go to California next year.”
Hmmm, you may just have found a winning strategy …
Your choice. But readers may start to think you are starting to sound ever so slightly paranoid…
Of course I’m paranoid wouldn’t you be if everyone was out to get you?
If everyone is out to get you they’re obviously not trying very hard since you are evidently still around and healthy enough to irritate us.
Anglo-German-French-Welsh-Gaelic mutt that he is, Dan Hull is only upset that he didn’t make your 2007 conference. Sounds like a huge success. I do note that in our Pittsburgh office–a monument to human ugliness in several respects so don’t get too excited about this development–a recent Bar Society dinner photo of a stunning Ruthie and a chap nearly as elegant and good-looking as Hull we printed out and put on our kitchen bulletin board stimulated men and women alike in our office. Really floored them. No one could work days lasting over 14 hours. Not sure what to do. Now people may move to the UK or Europe unless I hire more decorative types of both sexes to grace our Steel City office. I am in either California or DC for the next few months; and hence the place now needs a little glamour.
…a recent Bar Society dinner photo of a stunning Ruthie and a chap nearly as elegant and good-looking as Hull …
If she was stunning it can’t have been Geeklawyer’s Ruthie - I think this imposteress should be tracked down and hired by you (or is that cruel & unusual punishment).
And there will be MP3’s of the conference posted at some point.
Bizarrely Ruthie has just won a £3000 wedding dress in a competition. Now all she needs is a man to marry. Dan: how are you fixed?
I see you as less of a married woman and more of a Miss Haversham character.
65 years old sitting a room that hasn’t been cleaned for two decades in your £3000 wedding dress. Eating seriously aged wedding cake.
Not fixed yet–despite public demand for same. So the dress if not Ruthie is paid for, right? Eating seriously aged what? Miss Haversham: old cake, undraw the curtains, let in the light, Pip-Pip.
Dress was a competition prize. Ruthie is self-financing.
but in the absence of any suitable offers the dress is going on Ebay and the proceeds spent on Ruthie’s motorcycle
Define ’suitable’
“suitable” will be interpreted in each application on a case by case basis..
Ah you’ll never need to worry about definitions of ’suitable’ then since the cases will never arise.
If the happy occasion went ahead, would there be a calendar with pictures of Ruthie being taken up the aisle? That would sell millions!
I Think ruthie likes the idea of being taken up the isle very much