The Dear Leader has announced that June 27th 2007 is the day we will be free of him. I will open a bottle of Bollinger on that day in celebration. And possibly several. The sight of a nearly tearful Blair telling us what a privilege it was for us to serve him, Oh sorry, wrong way round - him us, was repellent. At least when Maggie Thatcher was ejected from office she had the grace to afford us the privilege of laughing and revelling at her weeping sobbing distress.
In the meantime the health service is decaying into some American abortion where critical care is denied unless people want to pay; civil liberties have been castrated into a populist farce; corruption in politics has accelerated to new heights; Blair has engaged in illegal wars on the instructions of a foreign politician and so on. There is no concept of public service; all that matters is whether someone can make a profit on public service with the people getting an incidental benefit in the meantime; hundreds of billions wasted in corporate welfare; always talking of taking hard decisions while in fact taking the easiest ones; pretending to do what he thought was right while in reality taking the personally most beneficial interest, and so on and on.
The Dear Leader said:
"Hand on heart, I did what I believed was right ..."
Tony, we didn't hire you to 'have a go'. You have, arguably, the highest job in the land, with the influence power stratospheric salary opulent retirement benefits that are inevitably incidental; and all the pampering even the most inflated ego, bar Geeklawyer's, could absorb. But in return we require, as your part of the deal, the effectuation of a great (or at least competent) job, not your 'best' and most sincere effort - if that low standard was all that was required we'd have yanked a 16 year old off the dole queue for a shot at the marble throne.
We also hired you to be honest. And to act in the UK rather than US interest. You talk of doing 'what was right regardless of public opinion' but you led policy straight from the opinion poll or US presidential opinion & not principle or morals.
Fuckwit: you have failed us and got personally vastly richer in the process. Geeklawyer reaffirms his hope that Al Qaeda will bide their time until your security slacks off a bit and then whack you. And your wife and children. And parents. And colleagues. And friends. And anyone who ever met you.
He said:
"This is the greatest country in the World ..."
Sick bag please.
"Sweeping away the detritus of the past."
You are the past & putting you in the bin is one act of menial labour Geeklawyer will happily undertake (though it's be easier to hire a Solicitor Inadequate - Ruthie?).
... I Apologise for the times I've fallen short."
Apology not accepted, you cunt.
But let's be fair - no-one is all bad, let's look at those positive things in his legacy:
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In the meantime let us look out for someone detailing his US speaking circuit earnings. Perhaps he will do a CharonQC podcast? After all there is no reason why Charon should always have good interviewees.
Agreed. Good riddence to Teflon Tony.
Although, looking at the next set of wannabees lining up, it's enough to make one migrate.
Why aren't there any nice politicians anymore?
You know, like Winston Churchill or the Duke of Wellington.
Or Cromwell.
or Stalin.
Or Ruthie,
The Labour party missed a great trick not selecting her ...
Geeklawyer as Cherie Booth?
Geeklawyer for PM?
GL for pm... does this mean Lower alcohol duty and pork scratching vouchers for the needy.
The day that Blair goes will certainly be one for celebration. The sad thing is though that i'm sure it's now not long until the first Blair Statue is erected.
Pork scratching vouchers? Gets my vote!
Blair was such as worthless little man that he's not even worth a good hate. Thatcher, say what you like about her, but she worked bloody hard for her hate, and I'll repay her by getting off my fat arse and pissing on her grave when she has the good manners to die. Blair though, meh, I won't care by the time he dies.
When Thatcher dies I will take a video of myself urinating on her grave and post it to YouTube ...
Let's just hope that Gordon does not miss the next obvious fundraiser and makes Tony pay for his peerage just like anyone else.
How about making him pay just to stay out of jail?
I'll pay to lock him in.
Can't afford his fee for a Podcast, GL....
I have decided, as I said in my own, slightly different analysis.... going to become French for a while....
Bon nuit, Monsieur Geeklawyer....
Chirac QC