Police urgently need your help. to catch a maniac motorcyclist riding at 170 mph near King’s Lynn. Ruthie lives in a county, nearby, beginning with ‘E’ at an address known to Geeklawyer and has frequently boasted of working and riding in Norfolk; including King’s Lynn. Coincidence? It seems unlikely, consider the facts: this was a speeding motorcycle. Ruthie rides a motorcycle.
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Sorry… GL… I really am sorry… do you still want me to talk at the conference?
I mailed the URL below about the ‘Wrath of God’ … in error… I meant to send it FastBikes.. and MCN.
http://blog.geeklawyer.org/about-geeklawyer/
Good pic of your bike… I’m told the Police could not read the number plate ? Must be Doppler effect… or Einstein was right
Looking forward to the conference… A vindaloo at the end of the day sounds great.
I like linking to blogs when it is helpful. Please let me know if anyone in a yellow jacket gets in touch
heh heh, lucky I ditched my distinctive pink leathers for the day.
I’m sure the police will have no trouble catching a biker in a blue jacket on a bike with bright yellow features, and if not I’m sure his/her fellow bikers will grass him/her up.
I spent a little time researching spray on shielding for number plates that was supposed to render them invisible to speed cameras. Turns out this was bollocks. Saw a TV program in which the idea of putting a CD silver face to laser gun was supposed to work. It didn’t.
Geeklawyer and Ruthie saw custom Yamaha V-Max at the Peterborough sow last year with the number plate buried deep in a body chassis tunnel - visible to the eye but near impossible to flash with a speed gun. Wouldn’t fancy trying to explain that to the local filth; so looks like the only option is a remote electrically operated flip down number plate obscurer. Feck. arse, tit …
Can I be disbarred for doing 120mph in a 30 zone?
It’s almost certainly de-facto dangerous driving, so actually worse: you could be locked up.
“locked up”?
eek?! are you aware of what they do with handsome virile young men like me in prison? I’d be traded for sexual favours. Used and abused for the vile perverse pleasures of deviant older men.
And you’d know how unpleasant that is Ruthie.
Don’t do it! Stand up to The Man and his evil anti-bike hordes!
Evening All…
It is with regret that I have to tell you that I have, this day been appointed a Special Constable - and, accordingly, I have to do my duty.
Please understand that there is nothing personal in this - but a Special Constable has to do what a Special Constable has to do, if one wants to beome a Special Chief Constable…
Charon PC
I’m not surprised. And we Yanks like fast birds in leather. Any color.