Geeklawyer has evaded Ruthie’s inept attempts at having him whacked for $10 by the local Bangor crack head hit-man. Perhaps instead of being so cheap she should have shelled out £40k to two or three of her mercenary clients; they might have had a better chance of doing the job.
Geeklawyer had a productive time on both continents: however in Germany despite riding the Terrible and Inexorable Wrath of God at 90 mph around some improbably bendy German country roads, and winding up on the wrong side of hairpins twice (where the absence of oncoming traffic was an uncalculated blessing) his German biker friend & guide christened him “the Slow Englishman“. Geeklawyer has decided the need is for a faster motorcycle and some track day training. And after 1800 miles he has a sore arse. He predicts some inflated fee notes real soon.
Geeklawyer was pleased to discover that in going to the Land of the Free he saved the US tourist industry. Hey forget it chaps let’s just say you owe me one.
And you guys. How’s it been in Geeklawyer’s absence?
Ruthie failed to break the blog, which was a pleasant surprise. And that she may soon have a pill to burn off the fat without exercising or running half marathons.
Civil liberties seem to be on their eternal decline: the usual crap, road pricing & GPS, talking listening CCTV cameras and the phoney war on terror being held in temporary abeyance.
Same old same old.
Anyway, good to be back and looking forward to the conference.
That phrase...
40K? I couldn’t even get your little finger or indeed any other small protruding part of your anatomy cut off for that. But since you are such a large slow moving target I’m confident I could dispatch the deed myself should it be necessary.
I have no small protruding parts as you should well know
But for heaven’s sake don’t let Minor Junior know that - he might guess you’ve been breaking certain promises. Massively.